Drinking on school nights

[Sawell]

So I went out last night to some branded club for £1.50 drinks til 3am. Got totally flopped off my mop and probably got home about 4 ish, got to bed about half 4 and woke up at half 6 for work, fully clothed and still in my coat and still pretty drunk.

Spec me a hangover/tiredness cure? My boss is just laughing at me but I'm dying on the inside here.

 

[Glaucus]

Full fry up with lots of coke. Contains everything you need.

Fat
sugar
water
salt
caffeine
carbs

Need all of them in abundance.

 

[Mikoyan]

fingers down throat its the 'quick fix'

 

[Fenris]

I'm dying on the inside here.

Don't think I can help, this is my default position.

However, for the hang over just get a decent meal in you and a carton of orange juice.

 

[Hairybudda]

Coffee (caffeine), banana (potassium), pint of cold water with a little pinch of salt, sugar and bicarb in it. Keep your fluids topped up and you'll be good pretty quick.

 

[krooton]

I think I had in the region of 10 double jagerbombs last night, crawled to the hotel at 2:30, had a huge fry-up at 8, and am now sitting at work feeling very tired.

Woot for work parties!

 

[dekez]

No idea but I feel your pain. Had a works do last night with free alcohol, I've brushed my teeth 3 times this morning and I can still taste kebab. Just hiding behind my screen from the world!

I've had an orange which has helped, and a can of coke is going down well. I've got a pot noodle to try to get rid of the kebab taste by replacing it with pot noodle taste.

 

[J.B]

fingers down throat its the 'quick fix'

Ahh a tactical chunder, a classic move.

I like satsumas, lots of them and then go for a big poo.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

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Drink water and pray for the weekend

 

[Sawell]

Glad to know I'm not alone.

I'm not normally one for a mid-week binge but I just had that thursday feeling. Which has now negated my friday feeling.

The world is a horrible, horrible place.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

It won't be when you get through the day, get home, possibly knock the Bishop's hat off, and have a large glass of something fizzy

Remain calm - all will be well

 

[Beasty]

I did it once, only drank about 5 or 6 pints but ate copious amounts of chinese food too. Twas a horrible day, never again. A colleague turned up about 3 hours late once after a night out, boss just laughed luckily.

Work christmas party is on a work night this year though, it will be messy the next day.

 

[R.O.S.S.I]

I just had the most epic of poo's ever. It was like giving birth, it was the most sloppy, stinky, large poo i've ever witnessed. Quite proud of it!

Gotta love German beer!

 

[KaHn]

Did the same last night, ah the joys of week night drinking

KaHn

 

[D.Roberts]

Full fry up with lots of coke. Contains everything you need.

Fat
sugar
water
salt
caffeine
carbs

Need all of them in abundance.

damn you i want a full english now yuummmy

 

[ringo747]

Never quite understand why people keep on drinking if they can't deal with the effects the next morning. If you don't like it then stop! Simple.

 

[P-man]

Full fat bottle of Coke with a Big Eat bag of Salt & Vinegar crisps.

Then have a pint of lager at lunch. Works for me.

 

[Sawell]

Never quite understand why people keep on drinking if they can't deal with the effects the next morning. If you don't like it then stop! Simple.

Pfft, like anyone thinks about the effects of the next morning on a night out!

The payoff was worth it, but it still doesn't stop me feeling like a badger in a beaver's world.

 

[Fenris]

doesn't stop me feeling like a badger in a beaver's world.

Drowning?

 

[Anim]

Works night out last night, free drinks .............. holy hell still pretty drunk :\