Thursday giggle

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Wanda's dishwasher stopped working, so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat for you. Just fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque. Oh, and by the way; don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he had ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching him go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally, the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!".

To which the parrot replied,


































"Get him Spike!" :o:D
 
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reminds me of:

A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was
different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks
over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw
the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every
trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the
table." "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was
furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot.
One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found
himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the
parrot. They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a
word.This
went on for a day and then another. On the third day,the parrot could not
hold back any longer: "OK, I give up. Where's the ******** ship?"
 
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