Can you get sacked for farting

Stone22uk · 24 Dec 2012 at 15:46

Stuck at work bored... stumble across this, now happly giggling to my self lol

Amazing thread, very entertaining

Mr-White · 24 Dec 2012 at 17:57

stufflol said:
not changing, fart or no fart not been sacked yet !

What will you do if they do try a disciplinary ?

MW

arc@css · 24 Dec 2012 at 18:16

OP, if ever you're in need of a probiotic, you could try this :

Don't overdose on it though, or you'll have an even worse problem that before!

benskia · 24 Dec 2012 at 21:04

swillsy said:
Google shredders underpants they are pants that stop the smell.

I hold mine in all day or let one off in the toilet

Hey Swillsy!
Happy Christmas.

You better keep it this way too.
Keep off of the sprouts over xmas!!

See you in the new year.

stufflol · 24 Dec 2012 at 23:07

Id best not use anything like that, im borderline flatulent as it is...

Edward78 · 1 Jan 2013 at 15:10

Do you work at the gas company, if so they should pay you extra for the extra product you make.

If not http://www.beanogas.com/ hehe.

{SAS}TB · 1 Jan 2013 at 18:07

How the Americans deal with it :

http://arbroath.blogspot.de/2012/12/worker-formally-reprimanded-for.html

Dave L · 1 Jan 2013 at 19:02

Those fart log-sheets!!! The guy has skills!!

Edward78 · 2 Jan 2013 at 17:16

pitchfork · 2 Jan 2013 at 19:30

It really depends on the context of the bottom burps, if you rip one in someones face then possibly, but you can't control natural bodily functions.
Get an air freshener and crack a window.

Or eat foods which will neutralise your farts.

The only other thing I might suggest is a cork I'm afraid.

RickST · 2 Jan 2013 at 19:34

Its a choice you have made rather than a medical condition so sure you can be fired, no different from someone doing something else that disrupts co-workers like only breathing through a kazoo....

I hope you get fired.

danielanthony · 2 Jan 2013 at 21:03

Try and ease them out silently so they can't pinpoint the origin...

stufflol · 2 Jan 2013 at 22:33

Boss left a T3 mag with http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5076297_700b.jpg on my desk saying happy new year

Freeman · 2 Jan 2013 at 22:50

stufflol said:
Boss left a T3 mag with http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5076297_700b.jpg on my desk saying happy new year

Haha excellent!

Dabbles · 2 Jan 2013 at 22:55

danielanthony said:
Try and ease them out silently so they can't pinpoint the origin...

Walk them round the office so it isn't just near your seat....

stufflol · 2 Jan 2013 at 23:05

Had thought about spreading them out abit but that might just offend more people rather than just the few close by ...

Guru · 3 Jan 2013 at 21:24

Mr-White said:
Change your protein, I find the complete opposite happened since I increased my protein intake.

MW

Your butthole sucks in fresh air? :confused:

Wizzkidy · 3 Jan 2013 at 22:11

Guru said:
Your butthole sucks in fresh air?

rofl!