Best celebrity/company comebacks

Soldato
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To be fair to Michael Owen, I did years of 60 hour weeks of heavy lifting and intense physical work, 15 years of martial arts and never picked up anything more than a few cuts and bruises.

In 15 years of playing football I suffered from shin splints, ruptured my achillies tendon in my right foot, torn ligaments in both feet, dislocated my right shoulder, done both hamstrings on numerous occasions, suffered a concussion, dislocated my right index finger as well as burns and cuts.

I imagine the millions of pounds he has softens the blow of some squaddie having a bitch at him.
 
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The Tyson one is indeed a classic, mainly because he's calling the chap a faggot, but then letting him know that he will :

"Eat his 'bottom'" and "**** him till he loves him"

Oh, and because anyone who knew anything about boxing knew Lewis was going to absolutely annihilate him.
 
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For Piers Morgan baiting, Rio Ferdinand and Michael Owen had it down to a fine art - the #tears4piers and #moobs battles were particularly satisfying :)
 
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