what would you call a perfect English fry up?

[R.O.S.S.I]

2 sausages, 2/3 rashers of bacon, 1 fried egg OR scrambled egg, 2 pieces of toast, one "round" of black pudding, couple of peeled plumed tomatoes, serving of beans, 1/2 hash browns, fried mushrooms.
Mug of tea, some brown sauce and tommy k. et voila, breakfast, pornstyle.

 

[R.O.S.S.I]

I would say:

4x tescos pork & apple sasuages
1/2 can of heinz baked beans
2x slices of warburton's super toastie bread (fried ofc)
2x poached eggs (large)
1x hash brown
1x small portion of friend potatoes
1x large portion of haggis

2x pigs in blankets (with blueberry sauce)
1x super pancake with sultanas, cranberriers and syrup

1x heart stopper bacon sandwich
-Warburtons Super Toastie - 3x slices of lean bacon/semi-crispy - layer of fried bread - 3x more slices of bacon - another slice of bread

1x eggs bennedict w/ parma ham on toast

1x glass of copella apple & elderflower
1x glass fresh pineapple

1x freshly made croissant
1x pain au chocolate
1x cinnamon danish

1x giant tub of strawberry yoghurt

1x pair of baggy trousers to hold extra weight
1x comfy chair to relax afterwards, very satisfied.

In one sitting? Every credit to you my friend if you can polish that lot off in one do. I have much respect for the monster that you are.

 

[jpmonkey69]

Bacon, Eggs, Sausage, Hash Browns, Black Pudding, White Pudding, Haggis, Mushrooms, Fried Slice, Toast

Now I'm hella hungry

 

[vanandjuanunited]

There is no such thing as a perfect English breakfast because by definition, if it's English, it isn't perfect as an Ulster fry will always be superior.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulster_fry

If it doesn't have soda and taytie bread, it just isn't acceptable.

Quoted for truth

 

[Bakedgoods]

Toast
Sausages
Bacon

BREW.

I'm a fussy eater soooooo......

 

[sist_si]

Love a bit of Black Pudding but White Pudding also rules.

I'd personally have:

Scrambled Egg
Sausages
Bacon
Beans
Black Pudding
White Pudding
Toast
Fried Bread

Also, got no problem with:
Hash Brown
Bubble & Squeak

 

[Gigi]

I would say:

4x tescos pork & apple sasuages
1/2 can of heinz baked beans
2x slices of warburton's super toastie bread (fried ofc)
2x poached eggs (large)
1x hash brown
1x small portion of friend potatoes
1x large portion of haggis

2x pigs in blankets (with blueberry sauce)
1x super pancake with sultanas, cranberriers and syrup

1x heart stopper bacon sandwich
-Warburtons Super Toastie - 3x slices of lean bacon/semi-crispy - layer of fried bread - 3x more slices of bacon - another slice of bread

1x eggs bennedict w/ parma ham on toast

1x glass of copella apple & elderflower
1x glass fresh pineapple

1x freshly made croissant
1x pain au chocolate
1x cinnamon danish

1x giant tub of strawberry yoghurt

1x pair of baggy trousers to hold extra weight
1x comfy chair to relax afterwards, very satisfied.

Do you have 999 on speed dial ?

 

[camels5]

If it doesn't have soda and taytie bread, it just isn't acceptable.

Oh taytie bread, I haven't had that for years I'm calling my nan now for the recipe

 

[pitchfork]

Start with a couple of bowls of cocoa pops with full fat milk.

3 eggs, 4 good pork sausages, 4 bits of good thick back bacon (crispy), hash browns, inch thick fried bread, tomatos, mushrooms, loads of black pudding, fried potatos, pigs liver, beans, toast, bread, coffee, bucks fizz, a nice juicy cigar to finish with the coffee.

However, cold chinese, curry, pizza, kebab etc. or bubble and squeak make very good breakfast in my eyes.

 

[ots3go]

2 Sausage
2 Bacon
2 Fried Eggs
2 Fried Bread (1 whole slice in half)
2 Hash Browns
Beans

Simple end effective.

 

[Syph]

2/3 sausages (Lincolnshire)
2 rashers of bacon (crispy)
2 hash browns
2 thick slices of black pudding
1 spoon of tomato (or 1 tomato half)
1 spoon of beans
2 slices of eggy bread (1 egg per slice)

Fry everything bar the beans and tomato (unless it a tomato half) in the same pan, sausages, then black pudding, then bacon - you don't need any lard or butter in a non-stick pan, the fat off the bacon and sausages is better.

1 huge mug of tea (with honey, not sugar)

 

[Jonny69]

Having the beans in a bowl is inspired stuff. Love fry up. Love beans. Can't stand bean juice meeting egg.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

6 Rashers of Crispy Bacon, 4 Fried/Scrambled Eggs, 4 Cumberland Sausages, 6 Hash Browns, 4 slices Black Pudding, 2 Slices of fried Bread, Mushrooms & then once thats all cooked tip the beans into the fryingpan to cook & finally 1 bucket of Strong Tea

edit: Ketchup, HP Brown Sauce & Pepper must be in reach!!!

 

[krooton]

For me, perfect is:

2x fried eggs
3x grilled bacon
2x grilled pork sausages
2x hash browns
2x fried bread
Fried mushrooms
Baked beans

 

[loopstah]

Beautiful:

No messing about with beans.

 

[krooton]

Beautiful:

No messing about with beans.

Tomato is rank, mushies look undercooked

 

[wordy]

Fried eggs.
Fried Bread.
Bacon.
Sausage.
Fried Tomatoes
Fried Slices of Potatoe
Black Pudding
Fried Mushrooms

Gotta have some nice tomato ketchup and brown sauce with it

Going with that, with one addition. A big cup of tea

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Tomato is rank, mushies look undercooked

Plus theres not enough on the plate to make that a substantial fry up!

 

[dboundy]

Fried eggs.
Fried Bread.
Bacon.
Sausage.
Fried Tomatoes
Fried Slices of Potatoe
Black Pudding
Fried Mushrooms

Gotta have some nice tomato ketchup and brown sauce with it

You missed Hash Browns and Beans.

 

[alexakasloth]

Thick bacon, sausages with a high percentage of meat, sunny side up fried eggs, french toast, hash browns and a jug of pure OJ.