Cooking with Geeza: Boiled microwave chicken hash!

camels5 · 6 Nov 2007 at 21:19

I would really hate to see the rest of his house :eek:

G|mp · 6 Nov 2007 at 21:22

Mmm cooking in geeza's minging kitchen, lovely :/

dannyjo22 · 6 Nov 2007 at 21:22

Droolinggimp said:
Quality. very funny. I am sure you can all see what he did here..

Yes

My fav bit of the thread...

geeza said:
(i know it looks like a bad day in bosnia inside there)

Goberpiles316 · 6 Nov 2007 at 21:24

OMG that microwave is awful, you use it as a toilet?

jaykay · 6 Nov 2007 at 21:26

First thread to make me LOL. You can have a star for that.

tom_e · 6 Nov 2007 at 21:29

We had the roughest microwave i had even seen when I lived in halls last yr but yours makes ours look gleeming and the boiled chicken reminds me of rotting corpse flesh for some strange reason just doesnt look right

fozzy · 6 Nov 2007 at 21:29

fozzy · 6 Nov 2007 at 21:31

Also gave it a star for comedy microwave.

TheOtherOption · 6 Nov 2007 at 21:31

Dood clean the microwave !! - you'll get some kind of trans-dimensional rift forming in there otherwise

JAMAL · 6 Nov 2007 at 21:32

Comedy GOLD!

sniffy · 6 Nov 2007 at 21:32

Hxc said:
The toilet monster was fantastic!

Haha

geeza · 6 Nov 2007 at 21:48

It builds up your immune system!

No really, i have a mate who cleans everything after use. He's ill most of the time and takes that much stuff to counter the illness its stupid. I get a bit of a cold after a heavy weekend but thats about it. (touches wood)

The rest of the house is quite clean. The cooker is worst, before a greek guy moved in for a few days it hadnt been cleaned for over 4 years! He attempted but gave in. Even im discusted with the state of it, but now it just wont clean. New piece of foil in the tray and its good to go

sniffy · 6 Nov 2007 at 21:54

geeza said:
New piece of foil in the tray and its good to go

I'm in pain due to laughter

G-MAN2004 · 6 Nov 2007 at 21:55

Lmao, I haven't laughed so much in weeks.

Mephisto · 6 Nov 2007 at 21:56

What the hell? L2CLEAN FFS.

And the food looks uttery disgusting. I swear that meat isn't chicken, it looks like something you scavenged from the neighbours dead dog.

camels5 · 6 Nov 2007 at 22:02

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This is what you need!

Andelusion · 6 Nov 2007 at 22:03

It's funny as in the OP he seemed to not acknowledge it whatsoever, almost as though he was oblivious to the state of it

I'd hate to see what your bed is like, cummy stains I bet

georges · 6 Nov 2007 at 22:03

Looks like you cook in a shanty town.

Clean it ffs.

iCraig · 6 Nov 2007 at 22:07

geeza said:
It builds up your immune system!

No really, i have a mate who cleans everything after use. He's ill most of the time and takes that much stuff to counter the illness its stupid.

Probably because he keeps getting infected by you.

If your kitchen and bathroom look like that (which are supposed to be your most hygienic rooms) I dread to think what the rest of the house looks like.

I'm envisioning a howler monkey flinging its crap at the walls in the dining room. A bucket of sick and a rusty black and white ALBA TV and broken VHS player in the living room and a trail of pot noodles and used tissues leading up to the bedroom.

geeza · 6 Nov 2007 at 22:08

Andelusion said:
It's funny as in the OP he seemed to not acknowledge it whatsoever, almost as though he was oblivious to the state of it

I'd hate to see what your bed is like, cummy stains I bet

Nah my rooms clean as is the bed. Ive just lived with 3 lads for the past 4 years. Our house is a luxury compaired to many i have seen.

Over the road was 8 of my mates. Every room barring their bedrooms was dire. Rats included. Been in others where takeaway was left festering in hot front rooms for weeks, overflowing toilets etc

Some of you just havent lived in shared with people who dont care (which makes you not care either after a while)