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A guy I worked with was called Arthur King, but everywhere in the company, including his office door and name-tag on overalls...Mr. A King always had an extra 'W' and 'N' added either side of the 'A' usually in Permanent Marker.
We have a director called Ricard Hare ,the shop floor call him pube
Bloke who i used to work with who's a sprayer has the nickname Ghandi cus looks a bit like Ghandi (although everyone pronounced it gan-die where as i have always said gan-de) which i found funny enough in itself, then i found out his real name is steven hawkins
If he ever had to right his name on anything it would always end up with 'in space' written next to it
One of my mates at Uni who does computer science with me has the surname Hardware.