Boxing Day Jokes

mrk · 26 Dec 2007 at 12:14

SideWinder · 26 Dec 2007 at 12:16

Raised a small smile but i'm watching Futurama at the moment which is far funnier.

mrk · 26 Dec 2007 at 12:18

Are you saying Futurama is a joke? Nibbles might have words with you

SideWinder · 26 Dec 2007 at 12:19

mrk said:
Are you saying Futurama is a joke? Nibbles might have words with you

I mean that Futurama is fun to watch, i'd never offend Futurma.

mrk · 26 Dec 2007 at 12:23

SideWinder said:
I mean that Futurama is fun to watch, i'd never offend Futurma.

What about Futurama though?

SideWinder · 26 Dec 2007 at 12:25

mrk said:
What about Futurama though?

Futurama*.

/leaves thread.

Joke gets 6/10.

mrk · 26 Dec 2007 at 12:48

Oblivious · 26 Dec 2007 at 12:51

lol mrk, made me laugh.

ChoÞÞer · 26 Dec 2007 at 15:24

FrostedNipple · 26 Dec 2007 at 15:27

mrk's sig is a lol

alexakasloth · 29 Dec 2007 at 11:52

A circumcised bloke walks into Asda, drops his **** on the counter and says, "Try rolling that back."

Andr3w · 29 Dec 2007 at 11:55

LOLOLOL

knip · 29 Dec 2007 at 11:57

What kind of bees make milk?

Boobies!

Andr3w · 29 Dec 2007 at 11:58

knip said:
What kind of bees make milk?

Boobies!

get out

mrk · 29 Dec 2007 at 11:59

The asda one is just wrong!

FrostedNipple said:
mrk's sig is a lol

heh I assume you mean the mmorpg one, it's a phpsig so rotates

will get more of those I think!

knip · 29 Dec 2007 at 11:59

Andr3w said:
get out

Well I liked it......

alexakasloth · 29 Dec 2007 at 18:29

Ten cows in a field. Which one is closest to Iraq ?

Cow eight.

Duke · 29 Dec 2007 at 18:31

We are always told we should look after and keep an eye on our old neighbours. Why the **** should we? My 87 year old neighbour is so lazy, she hasn't even taken her newspapers in for two weeks.

Azza · 29 Dec 2007 at 18:31

Seen mrk's thing some where before but I canny remember.