Spec me some "Anti Bride" songs (Wedding related)

SexyGreyFox · 15 Apr 2008 at 20:53

Droolinggimp said:
however, if the newlyweds were to see it they would think its brill as they both are not all there.

This gets worse.
So you're now picking on Special Needs.

Walkerie · 16 Apr 2008 at 00:35

why on earth is his mother living with you? you seem like a bunch of screwed up chavs/imbreds.

Flibster · 16 Apr 2008 at 07:49

Elton John - The Bitch Is Back?

Not done a wedding one before - done funerals and cremations... Hmmm...

Timdog · 16 Apr 2008 at 08:10

Linkin park feat. Jay-Z - Points of Authority/99 problems/One step closer

Sankari · 16 Apr 2008 at 08:20

If this DVD ever gets outside its intended audience, your tower block won't be worth living in (assuming that it ever was).

SexyGreyFox · 16 Apr 2008 at 08:22

Evangelion said:
If this DVD ever gets outside its intended audience, your tower block won't be worth living in (assuming that it ever was).

You bitch

Sankari · 16 Apr 2008 at 08:26

dmpoole said:
You bitch

Thankyou.

uv · 16 Apr 2008 at 08:27

Evangelion said:
If this DVD ever gets outside its intended audience, your tower block won't be worth living in (assuming that it ever was).

Mie-ow!

richard smith · 16 Apr 2008 at 08:36

"Woman" by the anti nowhere league would be suitable, I feel

Droolinggimp · 16 Apr 2008 at 10:40

WalkeruK said:
why on earth is his mother living with you? you seem like a bunch of screwed up chavs/imbreds.

Far from chav... and deffo not imbreds :rolleyes:

She is living with me because she ran a pub a while ago and decided it wasnt working out so moved in with me and my then missus (her daughter) while she looked for a new house to buy. She is still living with me as there is no rush for her to find a place to live. She pays money towards food and bills and we get on well even my new missus likes her.

Does that answer your question?

Droolinggimp · 16 Apr 2008 at 10:42

Evangelion said:
If this DVD ever gets outside its intended audience, your tower block won't be worth living in (assuming that it ever was).

It probably will get 'outside its intened audience' but that isnt my problem. We are making it for people who want to see it. I dont live in a tower block. What gave you that idea? :confused:

Walkerie · 16 Apr 2008 at 15:45

pics of her mum or this thread is useless.

LordSplodge · 16 Apr 2008 at 15:55

WalkeruK said:
pics of her mum with bread or this thread is useless.

This is OCuk.

Know your rules...

Wicksta · 16 Apr 2008 at 16:14

Droolinggimp said:
Far from chav... and deffo not imbreds

She is living with me because she ran a pub a while ago and decided it wasnt working out so moved in with me and my then missus (her daughter) while she looked for a new house to buy. She is still living with me as there is no rush for her to find a place to live. She pays money towards food and bills and we get on well even my new missus likes her.

Does that answer your question?

"Hi, yes this is my ex-girlfriend's mum, we live together" :eek:

Doesn't her daughter find it a bit weird as well?

Dandle · 16 Apr 2008 at 16:23

Wicksta said:
"Hi, yes this is my ex-girlfriend's mum, we live together"

Doesn't her daughter find it a bit weird as well?

Stay out of this you should be in the garage!

Walkerie · 16 Apr 2008 at 16:34

LordSplodge said:
This is OCuk.

Know your rules...

haha thanks i forgot the loaf of hovis.

Wicksta · 16 Apr 2008 at 16:51

Dandle said:
Stay out of this you should be in the garage!

hahaha I've been tiling the past day or so.

AshFU · 16 Apr 2008 at 17:04

Droolinggimp said:
Im not a low life thank you. No one likes the bride. Not even me after she stirred some crap up one Xmas involving me.

u sound really bitter, why not just wish your friend good luck and leave it at that... and if it does end up going **** up, why not try and be a good friend and just be there as a shoulder to lean on

MastermindUK · 16 Apr 2008 at 17:10

Tom Lehrer's She's my Girl would fit pretty well...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWReXPcuFg0 - best I could find...

Ja (: · 16 Apr 2008 at 17:44

Might of been said (couldnt see it when i read thread) but first song that came to mind:

Murderdolls - Die My Bride

Well Id rather cut you than the wedding cake
And your bloody guts on my rented tux
And I do, I do, I do wanna kill you
til death do us part, Ill tear us apart

Now I kiss your cold dead lips
And I dip my chips in the blood that drips
And I smear the cake right in your face
Let your God take you to a better place
(pre-chorus)
Well I loved you to death
Well I loved you to death
(chorus)
Die, die, die,
Die my bride

And all you ever meant to me
Was absolutely nothing
And with this ring now I the wed
Dont wanna kiss you *****, wanna bash your head

(song is on youtube)