Thursday 'jump on a joke' thread!

[Hamster]

Girls:

If you get a message from your boyfriend saying that he wants to "kick your puppy", don't call the RSPCA...

He's just not very good at predictive text.

 

[Fiocca]

LOL

 

[JollyGreen]

B+, above average!

 

[Master_X]

Bit late on a thursday..

 

[TheMightyTen]

Is that actually what passes for a joke these days.
I'm emigrating to Germany where I think finally they have the upper hand on us in the humour department judging from that effort.

 

[Vasquez]

booo!

ban

 

[Stinky]

another good one for the day

 

[Lamo]

Girls:

If you get a message from your boyfriend saying that he wants to "kick your puppy", don't call the RSPCA...

He's just not very good at predictive text.

man that's worse than some of mine and they are bad !!!!!

 

[Sonea Fifer]

man that's worse than some of mine and they are bad !!!!!

I was just about to say that

 

[4T5]

Booooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!

 

[Dazzy_G]

why!

 

[chiggz]

hahahaha.. made me laugh - ended up typing and testing too

 

[MoNkeE]

Wahaha, that's trés bon!

 

[Van Hellseek]

Poor.

Very poor.

 

[Duke]

The first day at the nudist colony is always the hardest.

 

[iamdjdz]

^^
I like

 

[Ricochet J]

What do you call postman pat after he's lost his job?












Pat.

 

[Ricochet J]

I went to the butchers and he had some meat on the top shelf. I said "I bet you ten quid that you can't reach that meat". He said "No, the stakes are too high".

 

[Ricochet J]

Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field!

 

[milkinc13]

^terrible