http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/7406976.stm
This is my local Tesco.
What on Earth possesses someone to do something like this?
This is my local Tesco.
What on Earth possesses someone to do something like this?
Man sprays wee-wee around Tesco
- Thread starter mks2005
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I think it's an attempt at the Turner Prize.
...he's quite obviously a No Swearing!-artist
...he's quite obviously a No Swearing!-artist
Claimed.
One thing the article neglects to mention is that the people in the store at the time were locked in and forbidden to leave until they gave statements to the police. This lasted 3 hours.
roflcopter
"Preliminary tests by Tesco" - Tesco have labs now?
Or was that someone having a good sniff through the back?
Permabanned
was it only me that was expecting a massive cartoon penis drawn on the ground around a tesco?
Suspended
My mate was in charge of the clean up crew at Quedgley, lucky him. 
Soldato
My first thought after reading that was the Cat from Red Dwarf.
Season1 Episode1 - wandering around the ship spraying and claiming "thats mine & thats mine & thats mine"
Season1 Episode1 - wandering around the ship spraying and claiming "thats mine & thats mine & thats mine"
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Reminds me of the dude who was going around trains and plastering his faeces everywhere.
Apart from being mentally ill I just can't fathom why someone would do that.
Apart from being mentally ill I just can't fathom why someone would do that.
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thats just disgusting
Soldato
Maybe he was actually the delivery bloke for their blue-stripe cider and got confused?
His name looks like an anagram of something.
edit: it's an anagram of ANAL HOUND HAS FAIL
Also an anagram is:
Aha, Anal Fluid Nosh.
Soldato
I wonder if Waterstones will allow him to promote his new book "I Pee Freely By Yellow Streams"