When you are sitting about eating...

[RandomTom]

I rub on my jeans, they're supposed to be dirty. But then again I'm wearing in a pair of raw denim at the mo, which won't be washed 'til around xmas.

 

[Azagoth]

I employ a small Nubian child to carry out such tasks.

 

[Secret_Window]

No, I'm a definite slob. There is no hiding it.

 

[Mechanical Arts]

I wipe my hands on my socks actually if I don't have any shoes on haha.

This is exactly what I do lol.

 

[Steve2000]

I just use either the back of my hand or if I've just had something really greasy I go and wash them. One thing I can't abide is greasy keyboards/mice.

 

[Van Hellseek]

Top of jeans near pockets for wipage purposes. Only crumbs though. Nothing that would stain/smell.

 

[Cr0fty]

I just leave it a few weeks and see if it grows at all...

 

[Mansize_tissue]

Man Sized?

KaHn

At your service.

 

[Street]

I wipe my hands on my socks actually if I don't have any shoes on haha.

I've caught myself doing that a few times.. Means it doesn't leave a mark anywhere visible on the rest of my clothes!

 

["andy"]

definetly

no point wasting paper tissues when i can use my hand or my clothes that are due to be washed anyway

 

[esK`]

what ever is closest

 

[Sinny]

I usually wipe my mouth the side of my arm, and if i am really lucky i will sneeze

 

[Jingo...]

All things great and small, worthless or gold-plated are to be wiped upon the girlfriend's curtains.



and yes, there is plenty there for you all to snigger about.

 

[daveydave]

This.