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This has been a long time coming, but its about time I gave you some warning to get the movers in.
After talking to the warden last week - whilst we where having an excellent lunch (By the way, the warden sends his thanks to LigerZero for lending him his chef) - he advised my that a number of items in your cell are classified as fixtures and are not to be removed in the coming cell swap. This includes the 50 inch plasma (you'll just have to put up with the 40" LCD I've got by with for the last few months) and the associated surround system, the leather sofa and arm chairs and the wine cooler and beer fridge.
Off course, you will still have the direct communal access to Spanky that all of the top 10 cells enjoy (through the hidden door to the left rear of the cell). I think you will have to agree that out-of-hours access to this dear device is worth the effort to get to the executive wing of the prison. You can also rest assured that I will still offer you access to Helga - LigerZero's masseuse - when I eventually take over Cell 1, there's nothing better than a nice massage after a session on Spanky.
Anyway, you probably have 5-6 days before the moving team come knocking on your cell door - see you soon.
After talking to the warden last week - whilst we where having an excellent lunch (By the way, the warden sends his thanks to LigerZero for lending him his chef) - he advised my that a number of items in your cell are classified as fixtures and are not to be removed in the coming cell swap. This includes the 50 inch plasma (you'll just have to put up with the 40" LCD I've got by with for the last few months) and the associated surround system, the leather sofa and arm chairs and the wine cooler and beer fridge.
Off course, you will still have the direct communal access to Spanky that all of the top 10 cells enjoy (through the hidden door to the left rear of the cell). I think you will have to agree that out-of-hours access to this dear device is worth the effort to get to the executive wing of the prison. You can also rest assured that I will still offer you access to Helga - LigerZero's masseuse - when I eventually take over Cell 1, there's nothing better than a nice massage after a session on Spanky.
Anyway, you probably have 5-6 days before the moving team come knocking on your cell door - see you soon.