Soldato
On tuesday whilst out on my bike I stopped and leant a couple of ladies my old-school pump because they couldnt work their fancy modern one. If they'd of been 20 years younger I might of asked for a reward...
PK!
PK!
A disadvantaged in the looks department lady friend i knew couldnt get any man action so i took her 'cherry' for her. In fact i took it several times after aswell, i was feeling generous.
Shame really but i think her having no legs an all put people off. To be honest though she didnt really look after herself too well and "it" stunk, so that probably contributed too. Her mom was "grateful" if you know what i mean.
I have a fear of heights, and in 48 hours will be plummetting to earth from 14,000ft at 120mph in the hope it'll benefit medical research
If doing a good deed for the opposite sex (and they're fit), it doesn't count - your motives are clearly not pure
Some bum was hurling abuse at me at the traffic lights yesterday, god knows why.
I told him to wash his face and get a job.
I thought the terminal velocity of the average person was 60mph?
everytime i find a mobile i call 'mum' on it and return it
A whole new start for him
Once upon a time i approached one of those automated rotating doors, the huge ones that you get in shopping malls etc, and i was behind an old lady. She couldnt get her head around how it worked and was trying to time her entrance and failing ... So i introduced myself and said we should go for a gap together, It was successful and she gave me a werthers original...
Good times