A nice chat

Caporegime
Joined
28 Jan 2003
Posts
39,858
Location
England
Katie: Heya
excel: Hello
Katie: a s l?
excel: 27 m uk
excel: you
Katie: 21 f uk
Katie: what do you do for a living>
excel: Murder
Katie: Oh nice
excel: *knock knock*
excel: j/k
excel: you?
Katie: F1 journo
excel: no way
excel: pics or it didnt happen
Katie: Yes way lol and I've got a few on my computer but Im on my mates laptop atm
excel: sweet
Katie: I adore this reaction by the way - what would you do if I said I have Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Buttons phone numbers
excel: Would demand pics with hovis
Katie: Hovis?
excel: as in the bread
Katie: Oh... obviously :S Jense is a lovely bloke. Lewis is a bit arrogant but nice
excel: You freelance or work for a company?
Katie: Freelance
excel: travel to all the GP's?
Katie: But got an interview with Telegraph this season yay
Katie: yes pretty much all of them - if I get the job with Telly then I'll go to ALL
excel: Lucky blighter

Awaiting Hovis pics.
 
Caporegime
Joined
4 Jul 2004
Posts
30,647
OcUK: BRAPMAN
brapman: OCUK ROCKS
OcUK: BRAP BRAP
OcUK: INNIT
brapman: brap brap freestyla
brapman: ya mums a crocadyla!
OcUK: I'M SO G
OcUK: YOU WISH YOU WERE ME
brapman: wow wow u da ho
OcUK: PIMPIN THEM HOES
brapman: rhymin ! n timin
OcUK: AND THEY LIKE "OH NOES!"
brapman: w0w dawg
brapman: that **** is fat
OcUK: i iz da bad ass dawg
brapman: big up da g man! yes!
brapman: power to the people
OcUK: are you from ocuk?
brapman: what's ocuk
brapman: JOKE
OcUK: ARE YOU MAN?
brapman: brapman has 2 go. you are too close to the truth

Just look at that rhyming. I have skills. :p
 
Soldato
Joined
13 Jan 2004
Posts
23,679
Location
South East
Quick: Hello
pooty: so how quick are you?
Quick: Very
pooty: as in physical speed
pooty: or mental
Quick: Do you want an example?
pooty: haha sure
Quick: I once had sex with a girl and I was finished in less than 4 seconds
pooty: was it good for her too?
pooty: or did you light her vag on fire
Quick: I don't know she was asleep

...and then pooty disconnected.
 
Soldato
Joined
27 Oct 2005
Posts
13,687
Location
Netherlands
Klamata: sie sind deutch
germanFg: calm down
Klamata: schweine. sie habt alle juden austrot
Klamata: ich bin kalm
Klamata: :D
germanFg: im not happy
germanFg: my cousin almost died today
germanFg: i hate u ****ers who think shooting rampage is cool
germanFg: i hope something happens to u
germanFg: in the near future
germanFg: bad


Someones moody :rolleyes:.
 
Soldato
Joined
18 Oct 2002
Posts
19,325
Location
Somewhere in the middle.
Probably an ocuker!...

"Ploob: evening sir!
Heston: evening
Ploob: hows it hanging
Heston: left
Heston: you
Ploob: little to the left too
Ploob: should get it checked out really
Heston: I think most men hang to the left
Ploob: i think it must be gravitational pull or something
Heston: could be
Heston: you northern hemisphere?
Ploob: yeah
Heston: hmm
Ploob: i hear australians droop right
Heston: they droop in many ways
Ploob: do they droop anticlockwise?
Heston: yeah
Ploob: fascinating"
 
Associate
Joined
11 Jul 2007
Posts
540
Location
England
wagamama: hello blob
Blob: hello you
wagamama: how are you?
Blob: erm ****ed off
wagamama: whats up?
Blob: keep getting disconnected from rude people so to get my own back, and apolgies in advance

lost connection
 
Soldato
Joined
18 Oct 2002
Posts
8,453
co0ke: is this wayne rooney?
Rooney: im an alien
Rooney: yes
co0ke: is wayne rooney really an alien>?
Rooney: hail b4 me.
co0ke: balding
Rooney: ronaldo is my love child
co0ke: but im ronaldo
Rooney: son, i am your father....
co0ke: but you promised
Rooney: can you feel the force?
Rooney: strong it is, in you. o_0
co0ke: yeah
co0ke: like those repressed memories
Rooney: i say....
Rooney: who he laughs last, doesn't get it.
Rooney: damn, i fail at typing.
Rooney: he who*
co0ke: how about this
co0ke: whats black and eats *****
Rooney: your mother
co0ke: no lol
co0ke: cervical cancer
Rooney: Veni, vidi, vici
Rooney: I came, i saw, i CONQUERED.
Rooney: thats going on my fb
co0ke: wicked mate
co0ke: how about
co0ke: lifes a waste of time, times a waste of life, so lets get wasted all the time and have the time of our lives
Rooney: sounds like a line from shameless.
Rooney: A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes
Rooney: An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.....


Random as hell! lol.
 
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