Boy drinks petrol to become a transformer robot

chrisxuk · 22 Jul 2009 at 20:15

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new.../Boy-drinks-petrol-to-become-Transformer.html

Don't think this has been posted yet, but

Jono8 · 22 Jul 2009 at 20:17

"omg ban films and transformers!"

EdGey · 22 Jul 2009 at 20:18

dear me lol

lixxus · 22 Jul 2009 at 20:20

i knew it had to be a chinese boy or korean

Keyser Soze · 22 Jul 2009 at 20:21

dumb ass....

cheets64 · 22 Jul 2009 at 20:22

Reminds me when Ninja Turtles was out and we kids were told not to go into the sewers to look for them.

4T5 · 22 Jul 2009 at 20:22

"I wondered about the smell of petrol in our home," said Xiao Fang's father.

Hope he recovers as the Lad has Serious potential.

Cosimo · 22 Jul 2009 at 20:23

The boy's parents admitted their suspicions had been aroused by a strange smell.

Strange smell for a fart, good job dad didn’t light a fag.

Steve2000 · 22 Jul 2009 at 20:39

So, did it work?

Cosimo · 22 Jul 2009 at 20:42

Steve2000 said:
So, did it work?

I think not.

However he has been left critically ill and has suffered serious nerve damage

nomad · 22 Jul 2009 at 20:42

little pleb.

Housey · 22 Jul 2009 at 20:42

Well someone said Transformers, it's ONLY redeaming feature.

Cosimo · 22 Jul 2009 at 20:45

Housey said:
Well someone said Transformers, it's ONLY redeaming feature.[/QUOTE]

Is that what it is. The boy probably doesn’t think so.

V4NT0M · 22 Jul 2009 at 20:46

Where are these kids getting their petrol from?

EdAllonby · 22 Jul 2009 at 20:48

lol yeh. Who knows, it might have actually worked...

Cosimo · 22 Jul 2009 at 20:51

Skyfall said:
Where are these kids getting their petrol from?

Take a guess.

ShaolinDreams · 22 Jul 2009 at 21:05

so what did he transform into?

aardvark · 22 Jul 2009 at 21:12

lol, moron, natural selection works again, almost.

AJUK · 22 Jul 2009 at 21:13

Surely, even a child is not that stupid?

I haven't seen any of the Transformers films, because the whole concept tells me that they are crap. Tell me I'm wrong!

D D Danneh · 22 Jul 2009 at 21:20

Bad quality video is bad, but:

My mum says you are what you eat!

So if you eat french fries you'll become french?

Yep!

And if you eat runner beans you'll become a runner?

Yep!

And if you eat... What's this then?

It's Unleaded Petrol.

Transformers!

ROBOTS IN DISGUISE