Kiddies jokes needed!!

Soldato
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OK, after a few years of baby talk and changing nappies, my little one is growing up and i would like some jokes to tell him. However, after:

"Knock Knock, who's there? Doctor........etc etc etc

and

Why did the chicken cross the road (which the kiddie just stared at me blankley after delivering the killer puchline)/

I'm stuck. Can't think of anything else that doesn't involve, race, midgets, porn or asian dwarf porn.

Help!
 

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Mary had a Little bike she rode it on the Grass.
Every time the wheel went round
A spoke stuck up her Woooohooooooo

My Nanny witch used to sing this to me. :D
 
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What do you get when you run over batman and robin?

Flatman and Ribbon!

What kind of pet did Aladdin have?

A carpet.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.
 
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Mr Fox went down to the pond to get a drink. He saw Mr Frog sitting on a lilly.
"How did you get out there, Mr Frog?" he asked
"Easy!" Replied Mr Frog
"How deep is the water, Mr Frog?" The fox asked
"Needeep! Needeep!"
 
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