Friday jokes anyone??

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I'm tired, I'm at work for another 5.5 hours and need cheering up.

Is there anyone out there that can offer a decent joke to help the time pass?

I would offer a joke to start it all off but all the ones I know are 'not family friendly'
 
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Police are hunting a man who chopped the roof off his 4x4....

They are looking for a man with a sawn-off Shogun.....

:D

All my own work ladies and gentlemen......applause greatly appreciated! :p

StevieP
 

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub.
We didn't invite the Welshman because he's a ****.
 

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If I want a laugh All I have to do is think EGGFACE. :D
I actually laughed out loud whilst I walked my dog this morning saying it inside my head. :o + :p
When I go in tonight everybody will be Eggface & it will be Lol funny as we are taking the **** out of that advert that says laugh out loud. :D
Before you ask we are Night workers & stupidity staves off boredom & makes it fun.

Be Gone Eggface. :D
 
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A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't **** you if you were the last person alive."

Leaning over and whispering, I replied, "But who would be around to stop me?"

Wiped the smug look off her face.

Lol!

Greenlizard0 "*BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!*" *Ground shakes, Richter meters go mental, people in general duck under tables*
Lady scally "Eeeeaaaaiiiiiiiiii!!!!! That's ****ing disgoosting!"
Greenlizard0 "Mm..if you think that's bad you should hear what comes out the bottom end"
Lady scally ".."
 
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