Have you seen that movie called "40 Days and 40 nights", i think you should take her on the buses for the evening.
It shows that your a classy kind of guy because bus fair costs so much and you can sit on there taking the **** out of other patrons.
If you ride the buses late enough you could also get a free meal out of it, just wait till some inebriated young scum bag gets on with a kebab, wait till he drops it on the floor (Hopefully still wrapped but if not the 30 second rule applies) grab it, eat it, and make sure your last bus stops near the wench's house.
Play finger puppets outside her residence then walk home a happy man.
I cannot see any flaws in this plan whatsoever.