Chimp Attack Victim Unveils Horrific Injuries

gjrc · 12 Nov 2009 at 12:32

izzy eckerslike said:
Anyone see that Richard Attenboro programme a while back showing some chimps were canibalistic & filmed them hunting in packs & ripping apart other chimps from different groups, absolutely gruesome & I ended up turning it off

David not Richard. Richard is the old dude in Jurassic Park.

and yeah I did see it. they hunt and kill other chimps and monkeys to eat.

vicious and intelligent!

cheets64 · 12 Nov 2009 at 12:32

Ignorance is bliss but you have to be pretty stupid to trust any animal even if its domesticated, keep it locked up and shotgun and standy.

Explicit · 12 Nov 2009 at 12:56

jp_bl_68 · 12 Nov 2009 at 13:01

Janesy B said:
What's your address? I'll order you one now and see how funny it is when it rapes your eyesocket and uses your leg as a tool to scratch its back.

Please send the chimp to:

I'm a feckless Yank
73 Moron Road
Idiotsville

If you could send a suit wearing, tea drinking, talking chimp I'd appreciate it. Ta.

philip2009 · 12 Nov 2009 at 13:09

Lysander said:
... There's also a guy somewhere who has a grizzly bear as a pet. They've been together for years and have got loads of photos together and have lots of fun etc etc. It probably won't be long before a similar thing happens to him. ...

I guess you're thinking of Casey Anderson who recently married Hollywood actress Missi Pyle (wedding photos, with bear, here). I agree it's an accident waiting to happen either for Casey, or those around him. :rolleyes:

neil3k · 12 Nov 2009 at 13:12

omfg

Dark_Angel · 12 Nov 2009 at 13:39

Oh my god... that video is horric. The veil doesn't cover up her face enough to not guess what it's like under it.

Her friend calling it a "freak accident" though was a bit...

Suing her for 30 million though, I wonder how the heck she will have that cash?

Dr.EM · 12 Nov 2009 at 13:44

I heard about the incident, but goodness, that's horrific! Poor woman

.Why on earth would you keep an animal like that? It's clearly far too powerful and uncontrollable.

philip2009 · 12 Nov 2009 at 13:45

Dark_Angel said:
Oh my god... that video is horric. The veil doesn't cover up her face enough to not guess what it's like under it.

The uncensored version is on YouTube ...

Dark_Angel · 12 Nov 2009 at 13:47

Meh, don't need to see it as it doesn't gain me anything.

She was lucky in one tiny respect though, at least she was mid age. Not in her early 20's which would have made it that little tiny bit worse.

TaKeN · 12 Nov 2009 at 13:49

Dark_Angel said:
Meh, don't need to see it as it doesn't gain me anything.

She was lucky in one tiny respect though, at least she was mid age. Not in her early 20's which would have made it that little tiny bit worse.

Trust me, no matter what age she was at.. it can't look any worse.

Dark_Angel · 12 Nov 2009 at 14:01

TaKeN said:
Trust me, no matter what age she was at.. it can't look any worse.

What I mean is, at least she has lived a bit of her life.

But damn...

fez · 12 Nov 2009 at 14:02

gambitt said:
No one wants to accept my apology? Malc how about you?

I still can't believe what a fool I've been. I really should be more intelligent.

Chill out matey, what you said wasnt completely ridiculous. If a chimp got kicked in the head repeatedly by a MMA fighter it wouldnt be laughing. They are massively stronger than us but that doesnt mean we couldnt hurt them. In a straight up wrestling match we would get ruined but you never know in a no holds barred match.

Vonhelmet · 12 Nov 2009 at 14:04

fez said:
Chill out matey, what you said wasnt completely ridiculous. If a chimp got kicked in the head repeatedly by a MMA fighter it wouldnt be laughing. They are massively stronger than us but that doesnt mean we couldnt hurt them. In a straight up wrestling match we would get ruined but you never know in a no holds barred match.

Sure, if the chimp sat there and let you kick it in the head repeatedly, then you'd easily win.

Now, what about the above scenario seems unlikely...

Tefal · 12 Nov 2009 at 14:06

chimp would probably grab your leg and pull it off before the blow connects

Vonhelmet · 12 Nov 2009 at 14:12

Tefal said:
chimp would probably grab your leg and pull it off before the blow connects

I wonder how Bruce Lee would fair in a fight with a chimp...

Tefal · 12 Nov 2009 at 14:13

vonhelmet said:
I wonder how Bruce Lee would fair in a fight with a chimp...

probably quite well....

until he got within it's arms reach.

Ziggy · 12 Nov 2009 at 14:15

platinum87 could have a chimp any day.

diverse180 · 12 Nov 2009 at 14:17

vonhelmet said:
I wonder how Bruce Lee would fair in a fight with a chimp...

Hmmm...

Poor lady

fez · 12 Nov 2009 at 14:20

vonhelmet said:
Sure, if the chimp sat there and let you kick it in the head repeatedly, then you'd easily win.

Now, what about the above scenario seems unlikely...

None of it, true story, just like its realistic to talk about humans fighting chips in hand to hard combat at all.

That is what we call a hypothetical situation. People talk about them a lot when there is little factual evidence to go by.