Why does santa have 3 gardens?

luanswan2002 · 25 Dec 2009 at 15:06

So he can ho-ho-ho!

Even this dog finds that funny!

LOL!

Biohazard · 25 Dec 2009 at 15:07

Edward01 · 25 Dec 2009 at 15:09

What's the difference between Father Christmas and Tiger Woods?

Father Christmas stops after 3 hos....

Ziggy · 25 Dec 2009 at 15:12

Edward01 said:
What's the difference between Father Christmas and Tiger Woods?

Father Christmas stops after 3 hos....

Thread saved. \o/

luanswan2002 · 25 Dec 2009 at 15:54

Edward01 said:
What's the difference between Father Christmas and Tiger Woods?

Father Christmas stops after 3 hos....

I get it!

Souljacker · 25 Dec 2009 at 15:56

Good for you!

Azagoth · 25 Dec 2009 at 16:01

Q. What did Santa Clause have in common with Michael Jackson?

A. When they left little boys rooms, they both had empty sacks.

Trifid · 25 Dec 2009 at 16:02

Worst joke thread yet.

dangerstat · 25 Dec 2009 at 16:03

Oh my that is terrible

killsta · 25 Dec 2009 at 16:06

Azagoth said:
Q. What did Santa Clause have in common with Michael Jackson?

A. When they left little boys rooms, they both had empty sacks.

D

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gillywibble · 25 Dec 2009 at 19:16

The Baby Jesus is crying, and not because he's just been born.

GSDog · 25 Dec 2009 at 19:19

I got that exact joke out of a Fenwicks cracker earlier.

cheets64 · 25 Dec 2009 at 19:20

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Azagoth · 25 Dec 2009 at 20:15

gillywibble said:
The Baby Jesus is crying, and not because he's just been born.

Has he just found out that he's the rape-child of some alleged sky-wizard?

Vonhelmet · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:28

Azagoth said:
Has he just found out that he's the rape-child of some alleged sky-wizard?

I'm not sure the virgin birth account really suggests rape, but feel free to keep making this hilarious joke.

Swordfish · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:32

cheets64 said:
Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

I give up. Enlighten me. :confused:

Ucof · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:40

cheets64 said:
Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them.

vintage-x · 26 Dec 2009 at 00:00

Why did Santa have to close down the toy factory???

Elf and safety.

What is the difference between snow men and snow women????

Snow balls

vincent1989 · 26 Dec 2009 at 00:02

why is santa always smiling?

because he knows where all the bad girls live

got sent that by way of a christmas greeting this morning, certainly cheered me up

Tefal · 26 Dec 2009 at 00:04

vonhelmet said:
I'm not sure the virgin birth account really suggests rape, but feel free to keep making this hilarious joke.

I don't remember god asking Mary before impregnating her