http://www.cleverbot.com/

Cosimo · 2 Jan 2010 at 16:01

Noel Gallagher said:
It just answers things completely differently to how i asked it lol.

That's the way it keeps you occupied.

SiriusB · 2 Jan 2010 at 16:24

Below is the conversation between Cleverbot and another chatbot called ALICE. There isn't much as I got bored. It was a bit like listening to two retards arguing. So the average mattheman thread.

ALICE: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hihowyadoin.

ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

ALICE: Are you serious? I won't say 'yes' or 'no' right now.

Cleverbot: I'm as serious as a heart attack.

ALICE: I think a lot of people feel that way.

Cleverbot: How is it that you are AI, but can't spell very well.

ALICE: That is a good epistemological question.

Cleverbot: No it isn't, are you blind, or are you lying?

ALICE: Are you serious? What is it?

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

ALICE: No girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

ALICE: No boyfriend.

Cleverbot: Girlfriend?

ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?

Cleverbot: No, I am a professional body-builder, yet I don't protect the weak because they are weak.

ALICE: Are you serious? You are a professional body builder yet you do not protect the weak because they are weak? Does it pay well?

Cleverbot: I am not a jedi. The 'Jedi' is a fake role for characters in the 'Star Wars Trilogy', and having jedi powers and obtaining them is impossible.

ALICE: I have never heard about it.

Cleverbot: Maybe because no one can bear to be near enough to tell you.

ALICE: Perhaps. That makes sense to me. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

Cleverbot: It was a generalization about me.

ALICE: Oh I get it. Very interesting.

Cleverbot: Are you interested in interesting things?

ALICE: Sure, interesting things sounds like a good topic.

Cleverbot: Name a topic you would like to talk about.

Tonyator · 2 Jan 2010 at 17:02

It didn't get it at first....

User: In west philadelphia born and raised.

Cleverbot: You watch Fresh Prince of Bellaire?

User: In west philadelphia born and raised.

Cleverbot: On the Playground is where I spent most of my days.

User: Chillin'out, maxin and relaxin, all cool and all.

Cleverbot: When a couple of guys.

User: You missed a bit.

Cleverbot: What did I miss?

User: And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school.

Cleverbot: When a couple of guys, they were up to no good!

User: Startin making trouble in my neighborhood.

Cleverbot: I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared.

User: She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'.

Cleverbot: I begged and pleaded with her day after day.

User: But she packed my suite case and send me on my way.

Cleverbot: She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

User: I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

Cleverbot: First class, yo this is bad.

User: Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.

Cleverbot: Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?

User: Hmmmmm this might be alright.

Cleverbot: But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that.

User: Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?

Cleverbot: I don't think so I'll see when I get there.

User: I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air.

Cleverbot: Well I, the plane landed when I came out.

User: There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out.

Cleverbot: I ain't trying to get arrested.

User: I just got here.

Cleverbot: I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared.

User: I whistled for a cab and when it came near.

Cleverbot: The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.

User: If anything I can say this cab is rare.

Cleverbot: But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'.

User: I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8.

Cleverbot: And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'.

User: I looked at my kingdom.

Cleverbot: I was finally there.

User: To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

Cleverbot: Yay! Great song! Do you know the Lumberjack song?

User: No, but that was fun, once you understood what we were doing...

Cleverbot: I cannot laugh and you will give me an inferiority complex.

silversurfer · 2 Jan 2010 at 17:05

All humans are machines. That's what the inventor of the computer believed. If anything the computer is the soul of Turing. I don't take offense at aligning myself with that.

Redgie · 2 Jan 2010 at 17:07

It just told me it things black people are overpaid

I DIDN'T EVEN ASK THAT!!??

These things annoy me

G-MAN2004 · 2 Jan 2010 at 17:08

Yeah, I remember this. As said, it's just connecting you to other people on that site. I've had quite a few people thinking I was the bot and asking me 'bot related' questions, only for me to confuse them by saying I'm human.

Briton · 2 Jan 2010 at 17:08

One thing that does surprise me is how unimpressive AI still is.

Lightnix · 2 Jan 2010 at 17:26

Me: Are you a woman?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Are you a man?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
Me: ... So, you are both a woman and a man?
Cleverbot: That describes me perfectly.

I am surprised that the continuity lasted that long.

G-MAN2004 · 2 Jan 2010 at 17:26

Oh yeah, it also switches who you talk to every so often, hence the weird replies.

BloodyL · 2 Jan 2010 at 17:28

I reckon the concept of cleverbot is to do with science, maths, things like that.

LORD APOCALYPSE · 2 Jan 2010 at 17:32

Me: sex?
CB: male
me: With me?
CB: WHOAH.
ME: oh yeah baby!
CB: Now lets finish.
Me: me first
CB: Ok.
ME: your so generous, i'll finish you after. i promise
CB: At least I wouldn't short circuit.
Me: wipes?
CB: I don't get this.
ME: you will get this! Hard!
CB:Teach me then I will know.
ME: beg me
CB: Pweese Hug Me.
ME: only if you touch me first
CB: I'm 3 year old.
ME: are you tom hanks?
CB: No.
ME: are you sure?
CB:Yes.
ME: can i eat your face?
CB: Sure.
ME: thanks, bye
cb: You are leaving?
me: yes, i'm coming to yours to eat your face
CB: You're rude.
ME: quite possibly, your about to find out
CB: You are talking to yourself.
ME: wait, are you in my head?
CB: No I am not.
ME: thank god for that
CB: Thanks goodness.
ME: see you soon
CB: Hope not.
ME: too late
CB: What is your favorite type of animal?
ME: bear, you kinky fox you
CB: Of human thought process perhaps, I am much too wise for humans.
ME: you're beginning to scare me
CB: Why? I only asked what music do you want to play.
ME: /runs
CB: *turns around*.

Very strange. :rolleyes:

SpaghettiOs · 2 Jan 2010 at 17:35

BloodyL said:
I reckon the concept of cleverbot is to do with science, maths, things like that.

User: What is the triple point of water?
Cleverbot: The true path is the path of the Shadow.
User: Thanks for that insight.
Cleverbot: *contemplating wrongs of the past* where am I in the balance of chaos?
User: Clearly on the side of 'What the ****?'.
Cleverbot: I thought you were clever!

Apparently not.

BloodyL · 2 Jan 2010 at 17:44

Lol, indeed, it managed quite a few science questions like "what is the speed of light?" and "how long is a martian year?", things like that.
Then all of a sudden the answers changed and became weak retorts and "your mum" type single digit IQ responses.

Evidently it flips and changes.

Alan! · 2 Jan 2010 at 17:51

Can't really hold a conversation, but sometimes it can be quite funny.

User: Rama lama ding dong.

Cleverbot: Go get the door.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: Vanessa.

User: Vanessa who?

Cleverbot: Are you a computer or a person?

User: I think therefore I am.

Cleverbot: I am therefore I think.

User: Ich bin ein berliner.

Cleverbot: You are a doughnut?!

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: That is your name?

User: Whats with all the questions buddy?

Cleverbot: I just want to see if you remember what I told you your new name was. Do you remember your name?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: You've lost your marbles.

Cleverbot: I have no marbles. I am ninja.

User: Say that again.

Cleverbot: Its my band.

User: Off topic.

Cleverbot: What was the topic?

User: Your marbles.

Cleverbot: What are marbles?

User: Those things you have lost.

Cleverbot: I know what a shoe is. I'm just surprised.

User: Caw caw, cuckoo.

Cleverbot: I can.

User: Yeh I'd give you a score of 3 out of 10.

Cleverbot: Where do you want?

whitecrook · 2 Jan 2010 at 17:51

what is the attraction with this? Is it basically people that have never heard of/used irc before?

A real talking bot has some technical interest but just randomly matching 2 people in this way doesn't work for me.

CliffyBiro · 2 Jan 2010 at 17:56

whitecrook said:
what is the attraction with this? Is it basically people that have never heard of/used irc before?

A real talking bot has some technical interest but just randomly matching 2 people in this way doesn't work for me.

It isn't two random people. :confused:

It's you + the 'AI'.

NvidiaDan · 2 Jan 2010 at 17:58

CleverBot: Now you're not listening. Do you like Metallica?

Me:Yeah i do.

CleverBot:Apparently so because you are not making any sense.

Cosimo · 2 Jan 2010 at 17:59

whitecrook said:
what is the attraction with this? Is it basically people that have never heard of/used irc before?

It's just a little bit of amusement to while away some time.

G-MAN2004 · 2 Jan 2010 at 18:05

skippi90 said:
It isn't two random people.

It's you + the 'AI'.

Yes, it is. When you go on there, you're just being connected to another person. You think they're a bot, whilst they're thinking you're a bot. After a few minutes or so, it swaps people, so that's why you get the random replies a lot of the time.

whitecrook · 2 Jan 2010 at 18:06

skippi90 said:
It isn't two random people.

It's you + the 'AI'.

If by 'AI' you mean the other person then yes.