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Read this: (First few lines at the most)
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK..._Missiles_Thrown_At_City_Player_Craig_Bellamy
Notice his name and street address that Sky printed? Well it's not to hard to get his phone number, facebook, full address and with his name, it's pretty easy to start ordering things.
This is the thread where it's all ''going down'': http://www.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=161202
So far heres whats been ordered to his house:
A 4ft statue of Winston Churchill, allowing 14 days to decide if you like it in your house.
Enquiring as to the availability of combine harvesters in the area
A 1957 cadillac in pink with an Elvis driver
1.5 Tonnes of manure
Morning tea session with Jehovas witnesses, in Latvian at 4am
''An appointment with demolition experts for the destruction of his house
It has also been brought to my attention that he has been ordered a skip, as well as appointments with an optician who comes to the house, and an architect for his new indoor pool he is planning.''
Taxis
Sales calls
Food orders for hundreds of pounds
Sex toys
A visit from the gas company, for a reported leak
His landline routed to a sex call network
Prostitutes
Pretty much anything on TV with a 30 day money back guarantee
Funeral directors for his tragic passing
Enterprise and rental vehicles
The re-tarmac'ing of his drive starting at 6am
''Some kind person has ordered him a few curries and pizzas using just-eat.co.uk with takeaways delivering to SK4 area. I hope he's hungry.''
"His drives gonna be busy then. No idea where this 24 seater coach is gonna park."
Ocean Finance
Cash Loan - And an Agent going round to his house to discuss the terms.
''I've ordered a daffy duck bouncy castle and a puppet show outside on his lawn.''
Ringing up his house to scream abuse
''£320 of rare coins he has 30 days to return if he doesn't want to keep.''
''Gold4u have been contacted, err, a few times. I hope he has unwanted gold.''
20 pizzas for tomorrow night
''There may or may not be an escort on there way round. Bet Mr Pimp wont be happy when he finds out it was a hoax.''
''Heard he will be having his garden tarmacked next week. They are starting early as they want to get it finished as they have another job to do.''
''6t Tipping Skip ordered for an AM delivery. Payment on arrival. Just done it online. and A nice 12t Forklift truck loading ramp as well.''
''Signed up to be a rent boy.''
''Limos for tomorrow night.''
''Funeral services.''
''home visit from the optician this week''
''dentist home visit''
''National Grid must respond to gas leaks within one hour''
''Alderley Pool & Spa are paying a visit this weekend to talk about that indoor swimming pool the family have been saving for''
''brochures brochures brochures brochures brochures brochures''
''I'm sure a chlamydia testing kit wouldn't go amiss... better safe than sorry and all that.''
''DSS investigators''
''breakdown recover service on its way''
''APL Locksmiths are one of the very few remaining locksmiths to offer a genuine 24 hour locksmith and emergency call out service''
''Changed his name online to Craig Bellamy''
''10 cheeseburgers on their way''
''Cars for Stars (Stockport) - Limousine Hire & Chauffeur Cars. Cars sorted, cakes ordered...suits and dress maker cant come till monday..''
''the hearing aid man will be there on mon at 6pm clutching his samples''
''Its the postman i feel sorry for''
''Interpol anonymously informed about alleged drug dealing.''
ann summers party orderd
''testdrive in a landrover 4x4 i'm sure they will send a nice salesman along to pester the **** out of him''
''everest double glazing are calling round first thing over that conservatory he's allways wanted''
''£150 takeaway on it's way.''
''24-seater coaches, 200 taxis, JCB's etc... will have trouble parking seen as his drive is getting tarmac'd at 6am''
''He is also available for dirty phone chat now, number directed to his landline lol.Snowballing and BDSM ''
''Estate agents are meeting them on Monday at 12 o'clock.''
This is an update from Stockport Town Centre:
pizzas have sold out within a twenty mile radius
if you want a taxi you got a six hour wait.
the huge cloud of curry smoke engulfing the sky is not hazadous, although police area advising residnts to stay indoors for the time being
if you want your drive tarmacing you aint got a chance until the end of march
if you want a jcb for hire you aint got a chance until the end of feb
if you want a 48 seater coach/20 seater stretch hummer/a crane/skip or concrete mixer you will have to wait till monday
all other services are running as normal.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK..._Missiles_Thrown_At_City_Player_Craig_Bellamy
Notice his name and street address that Sky printed? Well it's not to hard to get his phone number, facebook, full address and with his name, it's pretty easy to start ordering things.
This is the thread where it's all ''going down'': http://www.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=161202
So far heres whats been ordered to his house:
A 4ft statue of Winston Churchill, allowing 14 days to decide if you like it in your house.
Enquiring as to the availability of combine harvesters in the area
A 1957 cadillac in pink with an Elvis driver
1.5 Tonnes of manure
Morning tea session with Jehovas witnesses, in Latvian at 4am
''An appointment with demolition experts for the destruction of his house
It has also been brought to my attention that he has been ordered a skip, as well as appointments with an optician who comes to the house, and an architect for his new indoor pool he is planning.''
Taxis
Sales calls
Food orders for hundreds of pounds
Sex toys
A visit from the gas company, for a reported leak
His landline routed to a sex call network
Prostitutes
Pretty much anything on TV with a 30 day money back guarantee
Funeral directors for his tragic passing
Enterprise and rental vehicles
The re-tarmac'ing of his drive starting at 6am
''Some kind person has ordered him a few curries and pizzas using just-eat.co.uk with takeaways delivering to SK4 area. I hope he's hungry.''
"His drives gonna be busy then. No idea where this 24 seater coach is gonna park."
Ocean Finance
Cash Loan - And an Agent going round to his house to discuss the terms.
''I've ordered a daffy duck bouncy castle and a puppet show outside on his lawn.''
Ringing up his house to scream abuse
''£320 of rare coins he has 30 days to return if he doesn't want to keep.''
''Gold4u have been contacted, err, a few times. I hope he has unwanted gold.''
20 pizzas for tomorrow night
''There may or may not be an escort on there way round. Bet Mr Pimp wont be happy when he finds out it was a hoax.''
''Heard he will be having his garden tarmacked next week. They are starting early as they want to get it finished as they have another job to do.''
''6t Tipping Skip ordered for an AM delivery. Payment on arrival. Just done it online. and A nice 12t Forklift truck loading ramp as well.''
''Signed up to be a rent boy.''
''Limos for tomorrow night.''
''Funeral services.''
''home visit from the optician this week''
''dentist home visit''
''National Grid must respond to gas leaks within one hour''
''Alderley Pool & Spa are paying a visit this weekend to talk about that indoor swimming pool the family have been saving for''
''brochures brochures brochures brochures brochures brochures''
''I'm sure a chlamydia testing kit wouldn't go amiss... better safe than sorry and all that.''
''DSS investigators''
''breakdown recover service on its way''
''APL Locksmiths are one of the very few remaining locksmiths to offer a genuine 24 hour locksmith and emergency call out service''
''Changed his name online to Craig Bellamy''
''10 cheeseburgers on their way''
''Cars for Stars (Stockport) - Limousine Hire & Chauffeur Cars. Cars sorted, cakes ordered...suits and dress maker cant come till monday..''
''the hearing aid man will be there on mon at 6pm clutching his samples''
''Its the postman i feel sorry for''
''Interpol anonymously informed about alleged drug dealing.''
ann summers party orderd
''testdrive in a landrover 4x4 i'm sure they will send a nice salesman along to pester the **** out of him''
''everest double glazing are calling round first thing over that conservatory he's allways wanted''
''£150 takeaway on it's way.''
''24-seater coaches, 200 taxis, JCB's etc... will have trouble parking seen as his drive is getting tarmac'd at 6am''
''He is also available for dirty phone chat now, number directed to his landline lol.Snowballing and BDSM ''
''Estate agents are meeting them on Monday at 12 o'clock.''
This is an update from Stockport Town Centre:
pizzas have sold out within a twenty mile radius
if you want a taxi you got a six hour wait.
the huge cloud of curry smoke engulfing the sky is not hazadous, although police area advising residnts to stay indoors for the time being
if you want your drive tarmacing you aint got a chance until the end of march
if you want a jcb for hire you aint got a chance until the end of feb
if you want a 48 seater coach/20 seater stretch hummer/a crane/skip or concrete mixer you will have to wait till monday
all other services are running as normal.
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