very very strange man! throws semen at girls

arc@css · 3 Feb 2010 at 20:34

twist3d0n3 said:
there was me thinking he was chucking it from his custard wand!

LOL

khimbar · 3 Feb 2010 at 20:42

ac1d1ty said:
Its multiple miggs!

Beat me to it!

TheCenturion · 3 Feb 2010 at 20:43

This story made me lol so hard that I jizzed in my pants

refuzion · 3 Feb 2010 at 21:21

In each incident, the offender was described as being a white man, aged between 25 and 35 and was carrying a bag.

Or was it a sack?

kylew · 3 Feb 2010 at 21:27

divosuk said:
Is there a sudden increase of sickos in the UK recently ? I read this story earlier on today too.....

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-st...girl-uniform-at-school-gates-115875-22014979/

As was said above.... I hope this isn't related in any way to some scheme to let them out on day release or something.

I found that hilarious.

Man must have looked so outrageous that he was harmless anyway.

JHeaton · 3 Feb 2010 at 21:32

That's just...weird and wrong. :/

What's scary is that I live in Bury and haven't heard anything about this whatsoever. :confused:

zuludawn · 3 Feb 2010 at 21:38

Surely he cannot be that hard to find, just follow the trail of smiling animals!

ReeVo.uK · 3 Feb 2010 at 21:47

I thought it didn't taste human

CliffyBiro · 3 Feb 2010 at 21:48

I was LOLing when opening the thread and seeing the spiderman comment turned it into a full on ROFL.

ElvisFan · 3 Feb 2010 at 21:51

apeZ said:
First thought too

+1

doofer · 3 Feb 2010 at 23:05

I wonder what they will charge him with if he's caught? If he's charged with some kind of Sexual Assault for throwing Animal Semen at somebody, then people who throw Eggs should be charged similarly?

AFAIK Egg throwing is always an Assault, nothing 'Sexual' about it, so what's the difference besides one being a common foodstuff? Both are integral parts of Animal reproduction.

I think it will be interesting to see the Legal outcome of this if it is ever put to Court...

snowdog · 3 Feb 2010 at 23:33

Sick, but not as bad as being raped/beat up or robbed imo. It's disgusting but you don't have any damage or lose anything, could be worse. I'd rather experience this than someone robbing my house or nicking my car.

James J · 3 Feb 2010 at 23:34

Hotwired said:
He's doing it wrong.

Fenris · 3 Feb 2010 at 23:38

I think the "Very Strange" part of the title is rather superfluous really.

I mean it wasn't even it own.

Moredhel · 3 Feb 2010 at 23:41

ROFL @ calling it "spidermanning"

*go web go!*

Vampyre · 4 Feb 2010 at 00:21

doofer said:
I wonder what they will charge him with if he's caught? If he's charged with some kind of Sexual Assault for throwing Animal Semen at somebody, then people who throw Eggs should be charged similarly?

AFAIK Egg throwing is always an Assault, nothing 'Sexual' about it, so what's the difference besides one being a common foodstuff? Both are integral parts of Animal reproduction.

I think it will be interesting to see the Legal outcome of this if it is ever put to Court...

I like that train of thought - nice observation.

xyphox · 4 Feb 2010 at 00:23

hurfdurf said:
Spider man?

Laughed out loud. (lol)

Twentyone · 4 Feb 2010 at 00:42

Dj_Jestar said:
He's not even throwing his own semen.. tbh, that (oddly) disgusts me more than the act itself.

Same :/

EdGey · 4 Feb 2010 at 00:44

um... some people.

madcat · 4 Feb 2010 at 00:44

Why are there so many people got so many free time doing something stupid???