What a cracking night of entertainment, heres my little review.
Liam Gallagher is a ******. Didn't deserve to win the scummy little rat, hasn't contributed nothing to the music industry. Scum.
This little Ellie girl already gets a brit and shes released one single that came out last week? She has an annoying face and an annoying song.
Dizzy and Florence was absolutely slap-tastic. Best performance of the night.
Congrats to Lady Gaga who deserved every single award, you could tell how much it meant, she had one of the best albums of the last decade, if not the best. Although she should have just stayed on the piano for the whole performance.
Johnathan Ross was absolutely hilarious, I feel sorry for his kids though. Can't believe he's leaving the BBC. He is one of the funniest people around at the moment.
Glad to see no-one mimed the whole night apart from Cheryl. Surely she would have been told in her ear piece she was a whole second out of sync.
Robbie was terrific, absolutely astounding.
Good to see real musicians in the show instead of guys like Muse, Metallica, Jamie T and Mumford. Shame Kasabian were there aswell to put a downer on things.
But the thing I am most confused about is Best British Single? I am utterly bewildered, yes bewildered that Joe McElderry (pictured below) didn't win. I am devastated for him.*
*this is the only part of the whole review that was sarcasm.