They will mostly likley be destroyed in the stomach or converted into something nasty.
Best way to find food stealer...
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They will mostly likley be destroyed in the stomach or converted into something nasty.
Soldato
Aye, I can't help thinking that spiking somebody with laxatives is actually a nice thing to do to them
A nice satisfying jobbie, yes. An afternoon of running to the toilet to eject a torrent of fetid bum-water, not so much.
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If you got a mini fridge, you'd just need to disguise/hide it from the cleaners. This plan would obviously depend upon how mini the mini fridge was.
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spiked your food yet then?
Soldato
yea he has, reason hes not replied is cos he ate it himself 
Associate
hahaha. that would be unfortunate spike your own milk, go
out on the lash, forget drink laxative milk when home and drunk. passout i
on your bed then promptly $h!t everywhere whilst passed out and spend several hours rolling in it when sleeping.
that would be a fairly nasty hangover
out on the lash, forget drink laxative milk when home and drunk. passout i
on your bed then promptly $h!t everywhere whilst passed out and spend several hours rolling in it when sleeping.
that would be a fairly nasty hangover
er ordered? even asda etc sell them most places that sell asprin etc will
I am very tempted to do this myself, I have a sure feeling I know who it is. My milk goes down again and I will definatly be setting up a fake milk carton with some laxs in it.
Plus I share a fridge 16 people, so pretty hard to narrow it down.
Plus I share a fridge 16 people, so pretty hard to narrow it down.
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I'm considering this too, however I live with just my girlfriend......
Associate
buy your own larder type fridge
/me taps his mighty fridge!
Everyone was like wow great idea.
1. My food dosent get nicked
2. Theres always space in my fridge
3. Beer is always close
/me taps his mighty fridge!
Everyone was like wow great idea.
1. My food dosent get nicked
2. Theres always space in my fridge
3. Beer is always close
Some halls are whiny about that sort of thing. Healthy and safety bull****, go figure.
That sounded like a pretty specific example. Is there something you want to tell us?
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Soldato
So it's happened to all of us and I'm at uni in halls so I know it's just something I have to accept...
But I'd really like to know who does!
We have locked cupboards and that's fine for dry food however anything you put in the fridge (cheese, milk, butter) will 100% get taken. I've tried putting it in boxers/different containers with my name on/not my name on but whatever I do, it gets taken.
It's not a big deal, it's just annoying! I don't mind lending people food if they ask, it's just that they steal... So what do you reckon the best way for me is to find these food stealers are...
I thought maybe laxatives (this is uni afterall) but I'm not sure how much laxative you need to eat for it to work!
Buying my own mini fridge/moving halls isn't really an option
Do what them sailors did in that other thread, cover everything in paint find the person with paint on them and then just silently stare and point at them till they crack and either leave or kill themself. An epic form of non-violent punishment!
Man of Honour
yea he has, reason hes not replied is cos he ate it himself
Not only that, but he has probably done the whole building.
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do you like soya milk? cant imagine anyone stealing that stuff
Soldato
I like it. Plus its more appealing than something squeezed out of some sorry ragged cow.
