I actually have no single friends

[Redman]

To be honest it's not totally based on how many freinds self worth, but everyone needs freinds. If you've not made any freinds at all after a few weeks in a new town, it might be time to make some changes.

Theres this big building called the pub, I find thats generally a good place if you want to begin meeting new people.

So you'd walk in to a pub on your own and just start chatting?

How odd. Personally if you came up to me I'd likely call the men in white coats...

 

[arc@css]

It's only one night mate.

 

[NeoReloaded]

If they were "real" friends they would **** the missus off and come out for a few beer with you! If they are under the thumb and not alout just take the p*** out of them.

 

[arc@css]

It's all about balance, not always easy to do since life gets in the way.

 

[Redman]

If they were "real" friends they would **** the missus off and come out for a few beer with you! If they are under the thumb and not alout just take the p*** out of them.

If you were a real friend you wouldn't expect them to just "**** the missus off and come out for a few". That's a ridiculous argument that might work in school and cartoons, but that's about it.

 

[No1newts]

Grrr - being off travelling and generally being a lad while my UK friends stayed at home and got lives and girlfriends and mortgages and all sorts of rubbish I normally try to avoid.... has meant that I actually don't have a single single friend in Hampshire now! Craziness

So valentines day pretty lonely for me. Can't even have a quiet drink with the lads that turns into a pillage of all the desperates out on the town tonight! Oh well!

I have all single friends (bar one)

So I have the oppisite problem of generally being the one who misses out most of the time, I left the loop

 

[Emlyn_Dewar]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
get in the van.

Genuine LOL moment.

 

[Sasso]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
get in the van.

lol my mate told me this on v day xP made me laugh also...

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm pretty drunk,
so you'll have to do"

xD

 

[Sp00n]

Pretty much all of my friends are single, I pity them

 

[deus3x]

There was a stage when all my friends had no birds them BOOM all of them now have one. I have been away a little and coming home has hit me to the fact half of them don't go out no more and are saving for houses and nappies.

 

[Fuzz]

Count yourself lucky..
I just have no friends.

 

[Cookie-Monster]

it would be interesting to see peoples age next to the comments they post

 

[PGdude]

All my friends are single. Not saying they've been with anyone before.


But I'm the butt of most jokes because I'm not. :|

 

[krooton]

It's all about socialising together, my gf gets one raelly well with all my mates, so it's a win win.

 

[PGdude]

It's all about socialising together, my gf gets one raelly well with all my mates, so it's a win win.

Yeah, you're onto a winner there.


Unless she's banging them, that's not really a win there.


I'm joking, don't feel bad

 

[Van Hellseek]

Your 'travelling' can't have been very successful if you didn't meet a girl. Where did you travel to, Bognor Regis?

 

[Skully]

One of my friends has to book time off with his girlfriend to go out with his mates on his own.

I just tell mine I'm busy and she is old enough to know what to do!

(The washing).

 

[el_dazza]

I don't either, come to think of it.

 

[regulus]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
get in the van.

Made me laugh.

Yes, I'm simple-minded

 

[regulus]

I rarely count, but I have one friend afaik. A dude I've known since I was 5. I mostly socialise with people from work or gym but I don't really know if they could be counted as friends. To be honest, I spent zero time thinking about these things.