Thursday giggle

twist3d0n3 · 4 Mar 2010 at 14:39

scorchisio said:
I went to the doctor and said I was at home and all these books fell on me.
He said "you've only got yourshelf to blame!

BAN

xGaffner · 4 Mar 2010 at 14:41

Tonyator said:
My chinese girlfriend got so annoyed when I told her I thought all chinese people looked the same.

Or it could have been her mum who was annoyed, or her sister or her best friend. I really couldn't tell.

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I confused my chinese girlfriend. I told her I wanted 69 in bed, and she said "I'll make you beef and broccoli after you finish ****ing me"

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My fat girlfriend has just bought herself a belt that also has a built in clock.

It's the biggest waist of time.

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scorchisio · 4 Mar 2010 at 14:41

can you actually get banned for bad jokes?

twist3d0n3 · 4 Mar 2010 at 14:42

scorchisio said:
can you actually get banned for bad jokes?

now that made me laugh

Tonyator · 4 Mar 2010 at 14:43

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Sinque · 4 Mar 2010 at 14:56

It was alright

azuli · 4 Mar 2010 at 15:04

Call it a hunch, but I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.

Cosimo · 4 Mar 2010 at 15:09

Capn' $qu!ff said:
My point stands!

Is it painful?

Nanoman · 4 Mar 2010 at 15:11

How many ears does Spock have?

Three - the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

sunama · 4 Mar 2010 at 15:12

scorchisio said:
can you actually get banned for bad jokes?

In some cultures, you can be shot for bad jokes!

sunama · 4 Mar 2010 at 15:13

scorchisio said:
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.
It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin.
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.
But I think it's Colin.

I like it.

No1newts · 4 Mar 2010 at 15:21

Not bad

the shadow · 4 Mar 2010 at 15:29

http://chesney-and-sue.gettingmarried.co.uk/Music_Requests.htm

Paul11 · 4 Mar 2010 at 15:31

peterattheboro said:
Cluedo has been ruined!

In the spirit of political correctness, the makers have decided to add a black character. So now you know who's done it before the game even starts.

major laugh at that

Tilluss · 4 Mar 2010 at 15:42

the shadow said:
http://chesney-and-sue.gettingmarried.co.uk/Music_Requests.htm

Thats soooo open to abuse

ordinaryjoe · 4 Mar 2010 at 15:59

the shadow said:
http://chesney-and-sue.gettingmarried.co.uk/Music_Requests.htm

Everyone vote a hated song

What has 4 legs and Chinese people don't eat it?

A table

lcg · 4 Mar 2010 at 16:01

Fenris said:
A resounding meh.

That was my reaction

KaHn · 4 Mar 2010 at 16:07

ordinaryjoe said:
Everyone vote a hated song

What has 4 legs and Chinese people don't eat it?

A table

Lol at who rick rolled their wedding.

I put mine as

Mum - Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

KaHn

twist3d0n3 · 4 Mar 2010 at 16:33

the shadow said:
http://chesney-and-sue.gettingmarried.co.uk/Music_Requests.htm

god not that again

Gaygle · 4 Mar 2010 at 16:40

peterattheboro said:
Cluedo has been ruined!

In the spirit of political correctness, the makers have decided to add a black character. So now you know who's done it before the game even starts.

LOL

I feel ashamed of myself for fully loling