I went to see Clash of the Titans last night and composed and sent this facebook message on the way home to some freinds, it is keeping in the spirit of this thread.
Let me recount a tale of woe......
After a long, delayed tube trip to Leicester Square to see Clash of the Titans at the Empire for Orange Wednesday and braving the queue for tickets, we were informed that you don't get 3D films on Orange Wednesdays, great.
"OK" I said in defiance, "I'll see it in 2D, I have heard that it was shot in 2D anyway and that the 3D was a shody and hastilly tacked on gimmick to cash in on the craze".
"We're only showing it in 3D" came the triumphant reply and I bowed to the inevitable and asked for two tickets, "Would you like £14.95 or £15.95 tickets" was the next dread inducing sentence.
"Do I get a fekking Making of DVD with that" I exclaimed, "or at least half a hundred weight of Popcorn and a Hogshead of fizzy pop", apparently I didn't.
So after shelling out half a weeks wages on dinner, comprising two portions of Nacho's and a small pop, we took to our seats to watch this 3D extraveganza. "What no bloody cup holder, does the horror never end".
Well the film was about as good as I expected it to be, lacking any of the charm or spectacle of the original and turning out to be mediocre at best.
The so called 3D effects were so subtle (****), it actually made no difference when I took off the glasses half way through. I should have asked for a refund of the extra £2 they demand for 3D films on top of the already ambitious £13 they stipe you anyway.
So the moral of this story, if you are thinking of some cinematic entertainment on a Wednesday evening, stay at home and get a Blu-Ray, it will be cheaper, more comfortable and at least you'll have somewhere to park your drink.