Soldato
First MMA fight. Scary but awesome all at the same time.
Nothing compares to the win feeling after either
Nothing compares to the win feeling after either
On my elective in Uganda I found myself at midnight in a town about 20 miles from where I was staying and with no transport back. I paid a 'taxi' (basically the only guy in the town with his own car, and I use the term car loosely, this thing had no doors or windscreen), which I had to share with 4 other people despite me being the only one paying, and not being able to speak more than 5 words of the local language, to take me at breakneck speed bouncing through dirt roads back.
In retrospect it's surprising that I'm still alive
The taxi ride from Hurghada was nothing compared to Cairo.
I just remembered the scariest thing EVER.
It was in Hurghada about 6 weeks ago when I went snorkelling.
I went left when everybody went right and I went quite some distance from the boat.
I then accidentally took a load of salt water up my nose and down my throat and I completely lost it.
I really thought I was going to drown and I even shouted for help but nobody heard.
As I was getting weaker and getting worse I was just about to go under when I realised if I get on my back I can't drown.
I can float for England and in salt water I just can't drown.
I stayed like that for about 5 minutes until I was composed and slowly made my way back to the boat.
Lucky lucky boy.
what the hell? were you aware that you couldnt speak?
No condom.
Standing serving drinks behind the bar at work when 2 blokes in hoodies opened the door, lit a petrol bomb and calmly lobbed it over the bar at me. Brown trousers and smell of burning hair ensued!