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David Blaine is gutted. His record of sat doing #### all in a box for 42 days has been broken by Wayne Rooney.
Osama Bin Laden has just appeared in a new TV message which suggests he is still alive. He said the English football team were ####### pants. British Intelligence have dismissed it saying it could have been recorded at any time during the last 44 years.
Guys asks librarian ' have you got the new self help book for men with small nobs?' librarian says 'its not in yet' guy says ' yes thats the one!'
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