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nothing as good as the other stories but he goes each summer me and some mates go swimming in this river where you can jump in from this tree anyway im in the river needing to poop my mates are on the bank just laying around, I think if i swim up the river a bit and do my business and they won't know. so after finishing I swim back to my friends and see some girls from my school have come to hang out I shout at them from the river to say hi ones turns around sees me and started to scream "ahhhhhh thats gross!!" I turn around and see my turd is floating behind me my mates start laughing at me.This was a about 2 years ago and I still feel ashamed and embarrassed about it.
1st -
I was at the GF's (now wifes) house and decided the time had come for my daily release, so I popped to the loo just outside her room. In there for a good 15 minutes dropping the load of my life. So I stand, wipe and step back to admire my work.
Sitting having a meal at a pub with a group of people when the conversation turned a bit rude, somebody says 'isn't it (man muck) meant to taste a bit salty?'
I replied 'yeah it does'
everyone just looks at me and i go bright red as they ask how do I know
luckily i got out of it by looking at my girlfriend and saying she had told me, of course making everyone look at her as she turned bright red
Sitting having a meal at a pub with a group of people when the conversation turned a bit rude, somebody says 'isn't it (man muck) meant to taste a bit salty?'
I replied 'yeah it does'
everyone just looks at me and i go bright red as they ask how do I know
luckily i got out of it by looking at my girlfriend and saying she had told me, of course making everyone look at her as she turned bright red