Bentley

[DM]

Pah, mine's 1/2 mile

Mines a mile of misery and im not splitting that money 3 ways so the other 4 skanks can use it free, i'd rather suffer it.

 

[Fett]

Pah, mine's 1/2 mile

Yeah but mine has 3 lanes and a moat at the end.

 

[DM]

I'm pretty sure the awd drivetrain is A8, as is the suspension. I thought the W12 was lifted from the A8 originally and given to the Phaeton, then to Bentley.

I like the idea of Diamondmark driving around in a underpinned posh A8

Sounds nice, diamond leather is ugly and the colour combo inside sounds good.

Yea i knew you would mention the VW/Audi connection

But im not alone in my perception of Audi, read the A7 thread.

 

[Moeks]

Joshy will be here shortly to explain moeks!

I'm sure he will

I'm pretty sure the awd drivetrain is A8, as is the suspension. I thought the W12 was lifted from the A8 originally and given to the Phaeton, then to Bentley.

I like the idea of Diamondmark driving around in a underpinned posh A8

Sounds nice, diamond leather is ugly and the colour combo inside sounds good.

It's bit more than a shiny A8/Pheaton really

I love the diamond stitching myself, a lovely Mulliner custom interior with diamond stitched hide, phwoar!

 

[Housey]

Sorry chaps, don't like the Bento, never have. Go well mind, been in a couple now but not driven one and they are quite nice inside but I just don't like their look and image, which is probably down to a total eejit I once had the misfortune to do business with owning one. Every time I see one I think of said eejit and get annoyed. I'm getting annoyed now!

 

[Housey]

Yeah but mine has 3 lanes and a moat at the end.

Yea, but he sot himself so just 3 lanes now!

 

[Housey]

Actually I have driven one, in France. GOD my memory is going....and my memory too.

 

[DM]

Sorry chaps, don't like the Bento, never have. Go well mind, been in a couple now but not driven one and they are quite nice inside but I just don't like their look and image, which is probably down to a total eejit I once had the misfortune to do business with owning one. Every time I see one I think of said eejit and get annoyed. I'm getting annoyed now!

Probably the mate of mine im buying it off, he has managed to single handedly **** a business you cant **** up.

 

[Kennysevenfold]

Lucky fella
Go swapps for my 1.2 corsa?

 

[Fett]

... read the A7 thread.

No.

HA HA, LOOK AT YOU IN YOUR BIG AUDI.

Yea, but he sot himself so just 3 lanes now!

Boom boom.

 

[Coco]

Haha! A hat-trick of entertaining posts from Housey - 'he's on fire!'

 

[Firestar_3x]

With the state of his memory no doubt he will post the same again in 5 mins

 

[Housey]

I have to write stuff down, it is bloody terrible! Names, I simply can't do names or numbers. I can remember highly complex stuff, almost photographic memory on some stuff but other stuff simply goes in and falls out. Very odd.

 

[TS7]

I have to write stuff down, it is bloody terrible! Names, I simply can't do names or numbers. I can remember highly complex stuff, almost photographic memory on some stuff but other stuff simply goes in and falls out. Very odd.

I clicked on your profile expecting you to be old. You're only 43! Sort yourself out

 

[iaind]

That is quite old

 

[Housey]

I clicked on your profile expecting you to be old. You're only 43! Sort yourself out

WHAT, 43!!!!

NNNOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[DM]

Sod that im 44 its depressing.

Im going to just have 1 birthday every 2 years from now though

 

[iaind]

Do we need to speak up so you can hear us yoofs?

 

[DM]

Whats that i cant hear anything after a few of these

 

[iaind]

a++ comeback, would read again