Man of Honour
I also had my ribs almost crushed by a big French bear last year as well.
It seems as if meeting forum members is bad for your health, maybe it's something you do that makes them try to injure you...
I've met a few forum members but all on (vaguely) organised events. I must confess however I didn't try to injure Von, that is something I shall have to rectify if we ever meet again.