Friday Joke
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Soldato
Apart from the Stutter joke, all jokes in here are dreadful!
Caporegime
A rabbit walks into a bar and asks the Barman, "Got any carrots?"
The Barman says: "No."
The rabbit then leaves.
The next day the same rabbit walks into the bar and asks the barman "Got any carrots?"
"No" Replies the barman.
The rabbit leaves.
This same rabbit for the next week or so keeps coming in asking the same question the barman eventually gets wound up and says to the rabbit.
Look I've told you about 15 times that we have no carrots now you come in again and ask the same ****ing question I swear I'll nail your ears to the bar.
The rabbit leaves rather quickly.
The next day the rabbit doesn't apper and the barman feeling satisfied at the end of the day starts to close the pub... Suddenly before he can lock the door the rabbit confident as anything walks in & heads straight up to the bar.
The barman sighing deeply asks "Ok... what can I do you for?"
"Have you got any nails?" asks the rabbit.
"No" replies the Barman slightly Confused.
"Good..." says the rabbit "Have you Got any carrots?"
The Barman says: "No."
The rabbit then leaves.
The next day the same rabbit walks into the bar and asks the barman "Got any carrots?"
"No" Replies the barman.
The rabbit leaves.
This same rabbit for the next week or so keeps coming in asking the same question the barman eventually gets wound up and says to the rabbit.
Look I've told you about 15 times that we have no carrots now you come in again and ask the same ****ing question I swear I'll nail your ears to the bar.
The rabbit leaves rather quickly.
The next day the rabbit doesn't apper and the barman feeling satisfied at the end of the day starts to close the pub... Suddenly before he can lock the door the rabbit confident as anything walks in & heads straight up to the bar.
The barman sighing deeply asks "Ok... what can I do you for?"
"Have you got any nails?" asks the rabbit.
"No" replies the Barman slightly Confused.
"Good..." says the rabbit "Have you Got any carrots?"
Soldato
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Soldato
I may as well rip off the other good ones from there too:
Associate
Two youngsters in the sea,
boy says "I'm gonna duck you"
Girl says "no chance, you can't even say it right"
Two punks walking down the street,
one says "what would you do if a bird **** on your head",
t'other one says "I wouldn't take her out again"
boy says "I'm gonna duck you"
Girl says "no chance, you can't even say it right"
Two punks walking down the street,
one says "what would you do if a bird **** on your head",
t'other one says "I wouldn't take her out again"
Soldato
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In response to OP's joke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q