Something funny to engrave on an ipad?

fishfishfish · 20 Mar 2011 at 09:53

There are some amusing rejected engravings here. http://ipodengravings.com/category/rejected-ipod-engravings/

My personal favourite was "Dear [insert name], Thanks for the iPod idea. Steve Jobs"

steveo · 20 Mar 2011 at 10:18

"Keep Calm and Carry on"

Nexus · 20 Mar 2011 at 22:16

On my original iPod Touch I had:

"This is my iPod, there are many like it, but this one is mine!"

Andy90 · 20 Mar 2011 at 22:31

how about "It doesn't matter how much you paid for this - the next refresh will be better"

BillHicksRIP · 21 Mar 2011 at 12:35

"Sugar****!".

GBH4 · 21 Mar 2011 at 12:55

'Aim away from face'

Random Guy · 21 Mar 2011 at 13:10

"In Jobs we Trust"

Rimsy · 21 Mar 2011 at 13:13

"Congratulations - you are now just like everyone else"

Mark M · 21 Mar 2011 at 13:50

Im a PC

kPATm · 21 Mar 2011 at 13:59

LOOK AT ME IM A GEEK

SteveOBHave · 21 Mar 2011 at 14:18

"This is my shield from the world"
"I no longer need to socialise, I have my iPad"
"I only bought this because there isn't a better Android"

SiriusB · 21 Mar 2011 at 16:39

"I filled a niche in my life I never had before spending £600"

MikeHunt79 · 21 Mar 2011 at 16:48

Threat Level Indicator

khushy · 21 Mar 2011 at 19:25

Windows 10

Michael_10 · 21 Mar 2011 at 19:37

"I'm a PC and the iPad was NOT my idea"

"I couldn't afford a Mac, so I got this instead"

Mr-White · 21 Mar 2011 at 21:58

kPATm said:
LOOK AT ME IM A FASHION VICTIM

^ fixed. Geeks buy Android.

MW

Fr0dders · 21 Mar 2011 at 23:32

Hilarious thing is the Android owners are just as much of a "sheep" as the apple users.

Walk into your average IT support desk and i can guarantee 90 % of them have an iphone or an android phone.

Nokias just don't crack it any more, and blackberrys seem to be favoured by higher management who get them for free with their job.

Our office has got nearly as many HTC Desire owners, as it does Iphone 4 owners.

steveo · 22 Mar 2011 at 07:48

Nexus said:
On my original iPod Touch I had:

"This is my iPod, there are many like it, but this one is mine!"

lol best one so far lol but i love full metal jacket

SteveOBHave · 22 Mar 2011 at 08:47

MrLOL said:
Hilarious thing is the Android owners are just as much of a "sheep" as the apple users.

Walk into your average IT support desk and i can guarantee 90 % of them have an iphone or an android phone.

Nokias just don't crack it any more, and blackberrys seem to be favoured by higher management who get them for free with their job.

Our office has got nearly as many HTC Desire owners, as it does Iphone 4 owners.

A: it's too long
B: it's not geekily ironic...

Must try harder.

SteveOBHave · 22 Mar 2011 at 08:51

"You want to touch it, don't you?"