Crap, just applied to be an escort

Bill101 · 3 May 2011 at 12:38

you turned it down?
Gayest Thread, ever!

Cosimo · 3 May 2011 at 12:42

kenmare said:
what a crap end to the thread.

Indeed, he could have had such an interesting and rewarding career.

franco_22 · 3 May 2011 at 12:52

simulatorman said:
Indeed, he could have had such an interesting and rewarding career.

Large and long members at the end of my shift is not exactly what I'd call a reward :rolleyes:

Deleted member 651465 · 3 May 2011 at 15:03

Deuce Bigalow is disappoint.

DJ_Hughesy · 3 May 2011 at 15:09

Pestilence said:
Why not take the job? Honestly asking, here.

I mean, most of the time you're getting free meals, free nights out etc. but just having to put on an act and talk to some random woman (or dude) and play a part.

Others, you get mucho money for sexy time.

?

dont even have to have sexy time if u dotn want to.. hats illegal anyways

but heck who would take money + been taken some place nice n having cash splashed on you just for doin the "deed"... isnt that most if not all guys dream job from a very early age?

6thElement · 3 May 2011 at 15:20

franco_22 said:
...and it was this sexy girl on the other end...

OP is Billy.

Edward78 · 3 May 2011 at 15:24

Hehe, you are a pimp!!!

unKn0wn · 3 May 2011 at 15:27

As already said.

PM me the number. I'll most deffo do it, and keep you all updated.

Times are hard... Oh wait. I mean I'm broke.

Locky · 3 May 2011 at 15:50

Fancy a bum?

Tefal · 3 May 2011 at 15:53

unKn0wn said:
I mean I'm broken in.

franco_22 · 3 May 2011 at 16:43

6thElement said:
OP is Billy.

Holy **** spot on, I'm even studying to be a lawyer and for some reason I coughed to make my voice sound deeper before I picked up the phone.

I think I should sue those people for making a music video based on me and not paying me any royalties

unKn0wn · 3 May 2011 at 16:48

Locky said:
Fancy a bum?

Make an appointment first. You know the score.

milkinc13 · 3 May 2011 at 19:31

as long as your not paid a week in hand id go for it

Flare · 3 May 2011 at 21:26

I have actually thought about applying to being an escort, sounds like easy money to me but i know that's not always exactly the case plus there are a lot of people who highly regret becoming an escort.
Maybe one day

OzyOly · 3 May 2011 at 21:37

There are no jobs around here, I've been applying for months in Morecambe. I'm prepared to scrub toilets, so escorting wouldn't be so bad.

Fatboyuk2 · 3 May 2011 at 22:23

Disco Boy said:
Go and buy some ky jelly?

+1

Crap, just applied to be an escort

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