Risky subject - A Joke

Derek W · 4 May 2011 at 18:24

So I heard Osama was found in his mansion in abbotabad?

Well, talk abbotabad place to hide...

PardonTheWait · 4 May 2011 at 18:25

Do the one about taking out the Bin on a bank holiday, I like that one

SilverTongue · 4 May 2011 at 18:26

I came here to find a joke, I leave disappointed

Morgoth · 4 May 2011 at 18:27

I came here to find a risky joke, I leave disappointed.

arknor · 4 May 2011 at 18:29

i heard osamas bin was laden with cats

RomanNose · 4 May 2011 at 18:29

Wait, Who is Osama?What is abbotabad?, what happened? Why was he hiding? What happened in the end? Who did this? Please explain, I am lost.

Podmonkey · 4 May 2011 at 18:32

Hes hardly a much loved public figure so i cant see how its a risky joke. Its not a very good one, maybe the risk was in killing your reputation... hmmmm

ennogs · 4 May 2011 at 18:47

Here is your coat. There door is over there is on the left.

[TW]Sponge · 4 May 2011 at 18:49

ennogs said:
Here is your coat. There door is over there is on the left.

What?!?

Mercenary Keyboard Warrior · 4 May 2011 at 18:51

They carried away the body in osamas bed linen

Derek W · 4 May 2011 at 18:54

Podmonkey said:
Hes hardly a much loved public figure so i cant see how its a risky joke.

I hope thats not being serious :confused:

The risk mentioned in the title is making any sort of joke in GD cos they're normally not well received - See other replies

Edrof · 4 May 2011 at 18:55

After all the talk about caves, bin Laden was hiding in a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan. The CIA became suspicious when they learned there was a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan.

There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2011/05/04/osama-bin-laden-jokes-2.htm

Cybermyk · 4 May 2011 at 18:59

I have a new favorite drink: the bin laden. It’s 2 shots followed by a splash of water. Tastes like victory.

Rameses · 4 May 2011 at 19:09

The seal team are coming for you next, better watch out Brechin....the seals are out for a battering.

Cosimo · 4 May 2011 at 19:09

Top Ten, “fresh from the State Department,” list of the Final Words of Osama Bin Laden –

10. “My horoscope says ‘big surprises are in store.’”
9. “See, this is why I normally don’t answer the door.”
8. “The one time I give my bodyguards a day off to go to the zoo…”
7. “What on earth could be interrupting ‘Celebrity Apprentice’?”
6. “I hear Brian Williams is on Dave to discuss my imminent demise.”
5. “At least I’ll be reunited with my dear departed friend Jack LaLanne.”
4. “I’m not sure I want to live in a world where ‘Fast Five’ is the No. 1 movie.”
3. “Any man with multiple wives welcomes death, am I right, fellas?”
2. “I need a house full of Navy SEALs like I need a hole in the head.”
1. “Oh, crap!”

milkinc13 · 4 May 2011 at 19:42

how do you know Bin Laden was an arsenal fan?

He came runing out shoting "come on u Gunners!"

its funny Bin Laden was killed on monday, they don't normally do the bins on a bank holiday!

America: Happy that they finally killed bin laden.
UK: Happy that America finally killed an enemy and not a British Soldier.

Antar Bolaeisk · 4 May 2011 at 19:51

PardonTheWait said:
Do the one about taking out the Bin on a bank holiday, I like that one

I heard that was just a turban legend.

SilverTongue · 4 May 2011 at 19:55

milkinc13 said:
America: Happy that they finally killed bin laden.
UK: Happy that America finally killed an enemy and not a British Soldier.

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redeye_uk · 4 May 2011 at 20:56

Osama is dead! He was hit by a stray shot from emile heskey.