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Whats the difference between a Piano and a Fish?
Anyone can tune a Piano but no one can TunaFish.
You tried tuning a Piano lately like?
Whats the difference between a Piano and a Fish?
Anyone can tune a Piano but no one can TunaFish.
Must be offical - it has starz!
Is the thread title some sort of joek?
Also, a piano is a musical instrument and a fish is an aquatic animal.
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then
eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day. And repeat this procedure
for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5
pounds.'
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost
nearly 60lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
The Irishman nodded, 'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going
to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the blasted skippin'.
What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus? The look on their face when you're nailing them.