Im not too sure how much of a contender this is, but it will add to the library of reading
Two stories for you;
4 years ago...
Boys being boys on a farm with some powerful quad bikes, empty industrial sand bags, hay and rope makes a very fun sledge that drifts around at speed.
So filled the bags with hay, tied them about 15m away from the quad and off we go. I got on the back of the bag, as the quad corners, I hit a bump and my wrist gets wedged between the ground and me, at the time going 40Km.
Went to A&E with a wrist like a floppy fish and got plastered up. (No blood or gore, but snapping wrists isn't pleasent, if you want blood and gore, continue reading
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About 3 years ago it was raining heavily.
I said to my mum "Im going out on the bike" (As in motocross, I live on a farm...)
She said: "You sure thats the best of ideas?"
I said: "Yeah the rain is dying down now, it will be fine"
So 30mins or so I am go from field to field, making my way to my little FMX/MX course. As I take a corner at 'lets be honest, too much speed', I lose all steering and coming up very quickly is a barbed wire fence.
I hit this barbed wire fence and went over the handle bars and through the fence...
I slit my right arm, wrist and chest to pieces. So will blood coming out like its going out of fashion, wrapped my belt around my arm and got on one of the quad bikes we kept in a close by barn and drove back home, to where my dad says "Its fine, its just a cut" (Not wanting to got A&E
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Went to local GP with emergency clinic and got patched up.