Tourist complains about sight of fish in harbour

[izzop]

Did anyone else see this article a few days ago?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/t...complains-about-sight-of-fish-in-harbour.html

What did they expect?

 

[Von Smallhausen]

I would have politely told the bloke to cod off.

 

[G-MAN2004]

What a plaice to complain about the sight of fish.

 

[Scottland]

I would have politely told them to cod off.

Then they'll be complaining about some other plaice

 

[HamZilla]

He's harbouring eel feelings tbh.

 

[Cosimo]

That tourist has no sole. Someone should have kicked him in the gurnards.

 

[Dutch Guy]

lol, I always complain that there are too many tourists

 

[steve-h]

Covered in flies? Is that the norm?

 

[MooMoo444]

I dont think people have grasped the scale of the problem in this topic

 

[Edrof]

For goodness' hake, salmon should do something about this.

 

[^187]

The sooner we skate over this the better, perhaps GILLy can remove this thread :>

 

[ruffneck]

someone needs to sea to this before it gets out of hand

 

[shoes]

Won't salmon think of the children?

Edit: Beaten to the salmon!

 

[Cosimo]

lol, I always complain that there are too many tourists

First time I've heard a fish complain.

 

[Edrof]

Won't salmon think of the children?

Edit: Beaten to the salmon!

Sorry, plaice don't harbour any eel feelings

 

[haaammit]

What a load of carp. The bloke sounds like a right pollock head - he needs kelp.

 

[Meatball]

Theres no plaice for that sort of attitude!

 

[Edrof]

I hate people that are too shore of themselves, always beaching about things they know nothing about. Stop all this floundering, dock his wages and tell him he's not whelk-come here!

 

[darael]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/ag...pherds-stop-using-dogs-as-stresses-lambs.html

 

[Nismo]

Someone needs to knock the guy off his perch, and don't be koi about it...