For someone who had his balls chopped off on Friday, Winston sure is bounding around the flat without a care in the world!
LOL, the return from the vets for the big chop:
1. Kitten will be sleepy, this can be expected
2. Kitten probably wont want much fuss when he gets back
3. Kitten may not have a big appetite, don't worry about this
So Qyzen gets home after his operation and spends the next 2-3 hours running around, playing and showing absolutely no sign of wanting to rest or sleep. Fuss, if he didn't get any he's squeak until he got some.
First task once he's out of his carrier...food. Then meow until we've re-filled the food. Fresh boiled chicken is apparently good for them after the operation. Small amounts when he wants some. He wants some all the time!
Bless him, somebody should have told him the rules of post-op for cats.
For cat discipline, I found out the best trick when ours were young and started to try and scale our brand new hand made living rooms curtains...
Buy yourself a cheap kids water pistol. As they start the misbehave (has to be quick) then you shout NO and bust a cap in they misbehavin' ass. I had to use it less than a handful of times and they never did it again and I haven't had to gat them since.
The only issue is that you are forced to be packing heat constantly in the house, but it wasn't long before they learned long-term.
A few years ago someone attached a camera on to a cats neck and recorded what it did for a day (was on have I got news for you). You could do something like that, or just plaster your neighbourhood with leaflets of your cat saying he can't be fed regular cat food and if he's being friendly/dishonest about where he's from he needs this special brand or he throws up everywhere (with another picture of the cat looking sad).
Then sign it by the cat, most people will think thats cute.
My camera did strange things when I tried to take a pic of Snoopy in the box that our new steamer came in...
Edit: Its like one of those UFO conspiracy photo's
if this wasn't a cat thread i's think that was a kettle
How?!! Lol!?!? How is that a cat?! I am intrigued now
This is too god damn cute