Fit friends of the missus, how do you cope?

[Locky]

blonde with huge bazongas, tiny waist and dat ass and legs.

I would hate to think what you class as large

 

[Jono8]

Why is no one tellin me who that gal with the ball is

I want her in a sig!

Donna Simpson


Thank me when you have finished fapping.

 

[Malevolence]

Omg...w..wh..who is she? *HAWT*

Nicky Whelan, some Aussie actress apparently.

 

[sports_brah]

I would hate to think what you class as large

 

[TheBigCheese]

Girls don't like nice guys, didn't you know Being a white knight is only going to get you into the friend zone!

I'm sure his missus would just pounce on him if she saw what he's been writing...

 

[ikillbears]

this woman is not attractive. she is fat

 

[Voltar]

The use of the word "dem" still grates

 

[Shayper]

this woman is not attractive. she is fat

And you are seeing who? Madonna? Jesus...

 

[KatanaDV20]

Nicky Whelan, some Aussie actress apparently.

Thanx!

Donna Simpson
Thank me when you have finished fapping.

!!

 

[Sinny]

Offer her a Hotdog, or a Banana. or an Icepop if you're feeling adventurous!

 

[Blackstar]

This place hasn't changed much.

 

[mo9204]

Try the following.


5. Duck


No 5 is important, I forgot it once

classic!!

 

[Meatball]

Mustard.

Wait...

 

[jamoor]

Mustard.

Wait...

mayo more like.

 

[Shayper]

This place hasn't changed much.

What on earth did you expect?

 

['Harry]

Chubbies need love too (and icecream (maybe pancakes){with syrup})

 

[Malevolence]

This place hasn't changed much.

Why, hello there duck!

 

[Freddie1980]

Ouch from the op i was expecting star trek voyager's Jeri Ryans body double!!!

 

[sansnom]

you must be joking.

 

[Freefaller]

This place hasn't changed much.

Nope. However you have to remember there are a lot of male kids here...