Did you hear the one about Rooney's wife signing a contract with John Terry?
Haha
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This all still strikes me as Manyoo trying to appease fans by appearing to be after big names - Thiago/Fabregas/Moura/Hazard/etc/etc - whilst in reality the owners aren't willing to drop the cash.
The owners aren't willing to drop the cash? Really? They've spent a fortune since they've been in charge of the club. Dropping cash on players has never been an issue.
Edwin van der Sar (Fulham), £2m
Ji-Sung Park (PSV Eindhoven), £4m
Ben Foster (Stoke City), £1.5m
Nemanja Vidic (Spartak Moscow), £7m
Patrice Evra (AS Monaco), £5.5m
Michael Carrick (Tottenham Hotspur), £18.6m
Henrik Larsson (Helsingborgs IF), loan
Owen Hargreaves (Bayern Munich), £17m
Nani (Sporting Lisbon), £14m
Anderson (FC Porto), £17m
Tomasz Kuszczak (West Bromwich Albion), £2m
Carlos Tevez (loan), £5m
Manucho (Petro Atletico), undisclosed
Rodrigo Possebon (Internacional), undisclosed
Davide Petrucci (AS Roma), £200k
Fabio da Silva (Fluminense), £2.5m
Rafael da Silva (Fluminense), £2.5m
Carlos Tevez (loan), £5m
Dimitar Berbatov (Tottenham Hotspur), £30.75m
Zoran Tosic (Partizan Belgrade), £6m
Richie de Laet (Stoke City), undisclosed
Antonio Valencia (Wigan Athletic), £16m
Michael Owen (Newcastle United), free
Gabriel Obertan (Bordeaux), £3m
Mame Biram Diouf (Molde FK), £3.5m
Marnick Vermijl (Standard Liege), undisclosed
Chris Smalling (Fulham), £10m
Javier Hernandez (CD Guadalajara), £7m
Bebe (Vitoria de Guimaraes), £7.4m
Anders Lindegaard (Aalesunds FK), £3m
Phil Jones (Blackburn Rovers), £16.5m
Ashley Young (Aston Villa), £16m
David de Gea (Atletico Madrid), £18m
Frederic Veseli (Manchester City), undisclosed
Shinji Kagawa (Borussia Dortmund), £12m
Nick Powell (Crewe Alexandra), £4m
Robin Van Persie (Arsenal), £24m
Wilfried Zaha (Crystal Palace), £15m