Drunkest moment in 4 words or less

[Gaverick]

Lost my shirt, officer.

 

[M-150]

That's the funniest so far

Good job sa'h

... and it's a true story too. It was my first pizz up. I was 18 and had to get back to barracks by any means necessary and those 3 short steps might as well have been Mt. Everest.

 

[aayzof]

Big, hairy, hella scary.

 

[Duff-Man]

Sticky fingers. Confused cousin.

 

[stufflol]

1. Urinated on Sony Vaio
2. came home one shoe
3. Punch Sailor Caught CCTV

 

[Duke]

House full of cones.

 

[Mutt]

Wandered naked in Copenhagen

Pee'd in mates teacups

Stole optics from pub

 

[Morba]

Christmas day hangover, ruined.

 

[sbweightman]

headache, blurry, vomit, pain
or
not doing that again!

 

[jwest]

Vomited, then ate it.

 

[Sonea Fifer]

Five days to recover

 

[The Funktopus]

Bacardi, Coke, Lime, Wrath.

 

[Flibster]

Woke up with lesbians.

Or

Broken wrist, concussion... How?

 

[Arsonist]

Las Vegas skyscraper rollercoaster.

Do I win?

 

[IrishChr1s]

Three some? That'll do

 

[dunker]

get me an ambulance!

 

[nick.lidgett]

**** in sock drawer

 

[NinetyOne]

Three willies, did 180.

 

[wnb]

Tadpole sandwich.

 

[GM@N]

Manhole in, police home