Girl turned slightly bunny boiler...

elmuzzy66. · 14 Nov 2013 at 10:49

singist said:
I was very amused by this thread but consider it highly unsuitable for a so called family forum; obviously the mod's think differently.

there is always one i guess :rolleyes:

singist · 14 Nov 2013 at 10:52

elmuzzy66. said:
there is always one i guess

Maybe you should re-read the rules? :rolleyes:

Atlas23 · 14 Nov 2013 at 10:53

Theophany said:
Bender.

Agreed

singist said:
I was very amused by this thread but consider it highly unsuitable for a so called family forum; obviously the mod's think differently.

This is General Discussion.

Anything goes here.

It's like the Wild West.

Yeeee Hawwww

MooMoo444 · 14 Nov 2013 at 10:55

singist said:
I was very amused by this thread but consider it highly unsuitable for a so called family forum; obviously the mod's think differently.

Are you the whale?

singist · 14 Nov 2013 at 10:55

OcUK would like you and your whole family to learn and share via our forums. For this reason swearing and the posting of "adult" or offensive material is forbidden. Simply replacing some of the letters in a swearword with a * or any other character is not acceptable. If you must then please replace the whole word with ***** or other repeated character. We also expect members to behave respectfully and not launch personal or abusive attacks on other members. Those who post for the sole purpose of causing trouble are not welcome here and will be dealt with accordingly.

Atlas23 · 14 Nov 2013 at 10:57

Why is there always a fun sponge.

You see far worse on Facebook or in the comments on YouTube.

bakes0310 · 14 Nov 2013 at 10:58

singist said:
Maybe you should re-read the rules?

Yeah your right, rules are rules

elmuzzy66. · 14 Nov 2013 at 10:59

singist said:
OcUK would like you and your whole family to learn and share via our forums. For this reason swearing and the posting of "adult" or offensive material is forbidden. Simply replacing some of the letters in a swearword with a * or any other character is not acceptable. If you must then please replace the whole word with ***** or other repeated character. We also expect members to behave respectfully and not launch personal or abusive attacks on other members. Those who post for the sole purpose of causing trouble are not welcome here and will be dealt with accordingly.

Well i think the thread has done its job. Young ones stay away from needy super sized women, its complicated

stuie · 14 Nov 2013 at 11:02

singist said:
OcUK would like you and your whole family to learn and share via our forums. For this reason swearing and the posting of "adult" or offensive material is forbidden. Simply replacing some of the letters in a swearword with a * or any other character is not acceptable. If you must then please replace the whole word with ***** or other repeated character. We also expect members to behave respectfully and not launch personal or abusive attacks on other members. Those who post for the sole purpose of causing trouble are not welcome here and will be dealt with accordingly.

All swear words have been stared out and whats offensive about a general ribbing regarding some poor sap ******* a fat bird then getting stalked, as per the rules not posting would be against the above rules as its a lessen young lads should learn, too much alcohol or too low a self esteem could cause this to happen, by doing this its a lesson for all the family to learn, also its a lesson to fat birds, lose weight and get less clingy you might not get dumped by text

Now thats cleared up back to the fun, is he tied up in a garage yet?

Narj · 14 Nov 2013 at 11:11

Dear Points of View,

singist said:
I was very amused by this thread but consider it highly unsuitable for a so called family forum; obviously the mod's think differently.

Yours sincerely,

Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells

elmarko · 14 Nov 2013 at 11:13

singist said:
Maybe you should re-read the rules?

Atlas23 · 14 Nov 2013 at 11:13

Possible Mumsnet detected

CREATIVE!11 · 14 Nov 2013 at 11:17

I bet she's now planning to consume OP and grind up his bones to have on bread. She has probably worked out his calorific value already and is salivating at the thought of a tasty road to revenge.

OP is screwed.

Matutu · 14 Nov 2013 at 11:18

Least you have found out now, my partner who im engaged to has turned so insecure, I cant even LAY IN BED anymore without putting my arm around her as "Something is wrong, what have I done! This isnt right" lol. No I just want to lay that way.

There all nuts!

Skidder · 14 Nov 2013 at 11:18

Blazin23 said:
Possible Mumsnet detected

Imagine the rage on mumsnet. I think you have to prove you are an overweight, unstable maneater/stalker to get a username.

CREATIVE!11 · 14 Nov 2013 at 11:19

Blazin23 said:
For everyone saying he should have been 'nice' and 'dumped' her face-to-face.. would you want to go face-to-face with DAT FOGBEAST? Knowing she ain't gon' be happy! She might eat him (no giggity!)!

He had a one night stand, he (understandably) has buyer's remorse. Now he wants out. Nothing wrong with that. Personally, I would just tell her she is too needy and go cold on her.

This would be awesome. You can also ask Dominoes to draw/write things in the box if you type in the 'special delivery instructions' part when ordering online

Yeah I wouldn't want to face a her,

A WILD JABBA THE HUTT APPEARED
OP USES BREAK UP
JABBA THE HUTT DODGES BREAK UP
WILD JABBA THE HUTT USES BODYSLAM
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
OP FAINTS

Raumarik · 14 Nov 2013 at 11:20

Mr-White said:
No women deserves to be dumped by text, it's usually best done face to face after being Spidermaned.

MW

I disagree, this is not a couple who had a deep meaningful relationship. Text is perfectly OK, although frankly it won't work she'll want to meet up to find out why, then constantly pester him until he does anyway.

Narj · 14 Nov 2013 at 11:22

Fortitude save - OP rolls a 1
Fogbeast crits OP for 10000 mental damage.

Theophany · 14 Nov 2013 at 11:23

Narj said:
Fortitude save - OP rolls a 1
Fogbeast crits OP for 10000 mental damage.

You USE the SANDWICH on the FOGBEAST.

tom_e · 14 Nov 2013 at 11:24

Halfmad said:
I disagree, this is not a couple who had a deep meaningful relationship. Text is perfectly OK, although frankly it won't work she'll want to meet up to find out why, then constantly pester him until he does anyway.

Considering he also recommends spidermaning them I don't feel he was being entirely serious