Dogging mostly.
But no, on a quiet "nothing out of the usual" weekend?
Usually I go out for dinner Friday with some friends, then to the pub/ gig/ pool hall for a good old session.
Saturday morning I go out for breakfast then I work on my car, sweat out last nights atrocities, afternoon will be something cooking related - prepping for having friends over, or I'll pop out and see parents/ meet friends for coffee. Saturday evening is a meal with family and friends followed by something - films, bowling, pub, pool etc.
Sunday is fry up day, spend the morning vegging out watching trash, eating fried things and pasty with numerous strong coffees. Might do a bit more work on the car, afternoon will be Sunday lunch with friends or family, evening? Probably pub or a nice long drive, unless I'm particularly knackered in which case I'll put music on and read for a bit.
But I try to do something different on weekends so that's probably only every other weekend. Friday used to be band practise day so that was "Eat a burger then jam for about 5 hours before going to the pub and getting royally arseholed"