Caporegime
"Is there anything else I can help you with?".
"Is there anything else I can help you with?".
To any public service workers: "I pay your wages".
Yeah, but I actually do.
Not when I'm Policing you don't.
Seeing as you missed my point.Hard work (on the right things) pays off
on the right things
the right things
right things
Since you seem to have missed it the first 12 times...
Oh yes, you can't hear it but things explode in my head every time someone uses that phrase.To any public service workers: "I pay your wages".
Seeing as you missed my point.
THE RIGHT THINGS MIGHT BE POINTLESS THINGS.
Sayings that get on my nerves?
"Hard work pays off"
It doesn't, hard work and luck are what pay, you can slog your guts out 16 hours a day and still end up without a pot to **** in at the end of it.
"Stop hitting me, stop hitting me. No, please, no" and blahblahblah.
Really riles me up.
I'm sure I've actually heard at least one of these."People in Glass Houses shouldn't sink ships"
"Does the Pope **** in the Woods?"
"Does a Bear wear a funny hat?"
To any public service workers: "I pay your wages".
Yeah, but I actually do.
Not when I'm Policing you don't.
I'm sure I've actually heard at least one of these.
Everything happens for a reason.
Yes, that reason is you're an idiot and you make bad decisions.
Admittedly I use the Pope one a lot when colleagues ask me if I want to go out for a drink during/after work.