Soldato
Something popped up in my head this morning, how some topical jokes have expiration dates, that for the moment seem funny, but as time moves on less and less people will understand, Oscar Pistorious for example, in a few years time he'll be less news worthy, and any jokes relating to him will likely be met with blank stares.
So here's the place for jokes that may have been funny in the past, but are soon to die out.
I'll start:
Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
A: Christopher Walken
Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years.
His Glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees.
Apparently she stood him up.
There will be a new post-mortem today on the body of Michael Jackson at the request of his family. The doctor has been briefed to determine which was the cause of death:
A) Sunshine
B) Moonlight
C) Good Times
D) Boogie.
So here's the place for jokes that may have been funny in the past, but are soon to die out.
I'll start:
Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
A: Christopher Walken
Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years.
His Glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees.
Apparently she stood him up.
There will be a new post-mortem today on the body of Michael Jackson at the request of his family. The doctor has been briefed to determine which was the cause of death:
A) Sunshine
B) Moonlight
C) Good Times
D) Boogie.