What sort of spider is this? (spider pic inside)

Jono8 · 5 Jan 2016 at 23:54

MatsyLR said:
How about no.

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BananaDunka · 5 Jan 2016 at 23:54

Draw a smiley face with Tip Ex on its back. Assert dominance.

bitslice · 5 Jan 2016 at 23:56

That does look like it's full of stuff that would kill a rhino

I'd be posting that through my neighbours letterbox to be safe

Caged · 5 Jan 2016 at 23:58

That's a snapping rectum nestler.

Nasty beasts.

FoxEye · 6 Jan 2016 at 00:02

I love the redundancy in the title.

It's like packets of nuts which state "may contain nuts".

neoboy · 6 Jan 2016 at 00:06

Feed it creatine.

Hiijinx · 6 Jan 2016 at 00:57

Certainly looks awfully similar to the false widows we had in our garage...

Friendly advice - don't **** it off

SonniLombardi · 6 Jan 2016 at 01:45

Nix · 6 Jan 2016 at 01:55

I think we're going to have to discuss having the rules changed to ban spider threads.

Brizzles · 6 Jan 2016 at 02:00

Nix said:
I think we're going to have to discuss having the rules changed to ban spider threads.

Or, atleast wrap in double spoilers, cos you always click once :eek:

Ugly mudder................kill with fire

Outcast · 6 Jan 2016 at 02:37

Same sort of Boris I discovered in my garage last week.

I commented on FB just how much it looks like a Red-Back and what the **** are THEY doing over here ?

Hades · 6 Jan 2016 at 07:16

Apparently Kim Jong Un found one of these...

http://news.sky.com/story/1617438/north-korea-claims-it-has-tested-hydrogen-bomb?dcmp=snt-sf-twitter

Cosimo · 6 Jan 2016 at 07:22

Give it a name and be friends.

avrc · 6 Jan 2016 at 07:42

PaulStat said:
Had this fella in my downstairs toilet for a few weeks now, he's quite handsome not sure I've seen one like him before

Big pic follows

Sorry to be the boring one but looks like it might be Steatoda grossa. Adult females are usually plain whilst males and juveniles have a pattern.

If you're interested in seeing what other spiders could be lurking around your house and garden then: http://wiki.britishspiders.org.uk/index.php5?title=Photo_Gallery

Magic_x_uk · 6 Jan 2016 at 07:53

Read title wrong. thought it was 'Sniper'

early morning disappointment

HazardO · 6 Jan 2016 at 09:17

Magic_x_uk said:
Read title wrong. thought it was 'Sniper'

early morning disappointment

Nah they hang out on roofs not in downstairs toilets.

Deathjester · 6 Jan 2016 at 10:50

Cleanse it with fire!

Looks like a false widow to me.

NexusK · 6 Jan 2016 at 10:51

avrc said:
If you're interested in seeing what other spiders could be lurking around your house and garden then: http://wiki.britishspiders.org.uk/index.php5?title=Photo_Gallery

I'd rather wash my eyes out with chilli powder.

cheesyboy · 6 Jan 2016 at 10:59

Looks like a Noble False Widow. We had one walking around our son's bedroom a couple of weeks ago - it was a day I'd been sorting the log shed, so imagine it must have come in on my hair/clothes (they're not well suited to house living).

They're pretty harmless, unless you value your limbs:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/britains-most-poisonous-spider-bites-2356359